[yomonte]

IF YOU TURN ON THE NEWS AND SEE A ZOO KEEPER WAS EATEN BY A COUGAR AND THOUGHT TO YOURSELF, WHY COULD'NT THAT BE ME

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR NAME IS JOSH KNOWS, YOU'RE NOT A WARLORD, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND GET POSSIBLY EVEN GET LAID (PREFERABLY BY A HUMAN FEMALE) AND STOP BEING ON THE DICK OF "HUH" BY POSTING OUR SHIT ON OTHER BOARDS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR OTHER BOY THAT GOT BANNED FROM HERE TOO CLAIM TO HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH.

AT LEAST TRY TO BE ORIGINAL FUCK FACE

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU "IF YOU HAD A FREIND, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT HIS NAME TO BE" AND YOUR ANSWER IS "FUCK FACE"

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL TO WATCH "THE MONKEYS" AND THE "BANANA SPLITS".

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU ARE A HAM SANDWICH AND GO INTO A BAR AND ORDER A DRINK AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU GET BOOTED FROM THIS SITE AND GO TO WAGERTRASH AND START A YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD THREAD

YEP, THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS JACK ASS JOSHKNOWS46 POSTED THIS AT WAGERTRASH

IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORTER THAN THE PERSON DEPICTED IN YOUR AVATAR.....

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD!

IF YOU ARE A WORFLESS BITCH WHO NEVER POSTS PLAYS BUT ONLY HARASSES RESPECTED, WELL-LOVED LONGTIME MEMBERS...

THEN YOU ARE SKINNY-LEGGED, MULLET WEARING, WANNA BE COP DOUCHEBAG WARLORD!

IF EVERY POST YOU MAKE HAS "ROTHCO, YOU COCKSUCKING BITCH" IN IT AND HAVE'NT POSTED A PLAY SINCE YOMONTE HAD A WINNING DAY

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER WELCOMED SOMEBODY TO THE FORUM TWO YEARS AFTER HIS ONLY POST

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU WERE THE GUY THAT BROUGHT THAT POST TO THE TOP AND DELETED YOUR POST TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ROTH BROUGHT IT TO THE TOP

YOU ARE THE BEST WARLORD IN THE WORLD

IF YOU BROKE YOUR SPINE IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES BY PATTING YOURSELF ON THE BACK ABOUT A GAME THAT HAS'NT EVEN PLAYED YET

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN WARLORD

IF YOU GET DRUNK TWICE IN THE SAME DAY

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU POST THAT THIS IS YOUR LAST POST CAUSE YOUR GOING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND YOU NEVER LEAVE

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF ANOTHER MEMBER'S GOLF TRIP CANCELLATION TRIGGERS A BIPOLAR CONDITION THAT CAUSES YOU TO MAKE RETARDED FCKN COMMENTS IN YOMONTE'S TIRESOME(lol) WARLORD THREAD......

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD!

IF YOU THINK BIPOLAR MEANS A BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR THREAD IS ENTITLED "3-0 LAST WEEK" AND YOU WENT 0-5 TWO WEEKS BEFORE THAT AND DID'NT ENTITLE YOUR THREAD THE WEEK AFTER "0-5 LAST WEEK"

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF ALL YOUR POSTS ARE 6 TEAM NBA PARLAY'S AND THE THREAD ENDING POST IS ALWAYS "SORRY GUYS, WE'LL GET THEM TOMORROW"

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF, WHILE AT WORK, YOU HAVE THE TIME TO READ 10 PAGES OF "YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD" POSTS....

YOU'VE GOT A COOL JOB!!

IF YOU TOLD EVERYONE YOU COULD MAKE THEM $1000 A WEEK OFF THIER PLAYS BUT SAID NOT TO COAT TAIL THEM FOR 6 MONTHS

YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN ATTENTION WHORE

IF YOU POST IN LOWER CASE IN THE WARLORD THREAD

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU USE THE WORST SONG IN BOB DYLAN'S MUSICAL CATALOGUE AS BACKGROUND MUSIC TO ENLIGHTEN AN EXHAUSTING THREAD....

YOU MAY JUST BE A WARLORD!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD CAUSE IT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBIE

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU THE KING OF NASCAR CAUSE YOU HAD A WINNING SEASON 4 YEARS AGO AND HAVE SUCKED EVER SINCE.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE FINALLY HAD A WINNING SEASON ONLY TO TRANSFER MONEY TO THE POKER SITE AND LOSE YOUR ASS AND YOU KNEW YOU SUCKED AND ARE THINKING OF TAKING MORE OF YOUR WINNINGS AND LOSE IT AT A POKER SITE.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF 80% OF THE POSTS YOU MAKE IN THIS THREAD ARE ABOUT YOU. LMFAO

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD. I'M NOT IN DENIAL LOL

IF YOU'VE BEEN IN HIDING BECAUSE UNCLE SAM BUSTED YOUR SPOOL.....

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!

IF YOU ARE SICK OF HEARING RJP SAY MONEY MANAGEMENT AND QUOTE SILLY LYRICS FROM THE WORST FCKN BAND IN THE WORLD.....

YOU MAY BE A WARLORD! LMAO.............

IF YOU SAY " WORD" TO THIS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO TRUE.

THEN YOUR A PISSING OFF RJP WARLORD

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IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND YOU MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER WARLORD JUST BECAUSE HE MADE 500 BILLION DIMES OFF OF YOUR AV'S.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IN DENIAL

IF YOU HAVE TO POST PLAYS FROM YOUR OFFICE COMPUTER BECAUSE YOUR HOME COMPUTER SUCKS WORSE THAN TIRED OF PAYING'S ACCOUNTANT......

YOU ARE A DESPERATE WARLORD!

IF YOUR YTD IN BASEBALL IS 86-74-2 AND YOU ARE STILL DOWN 50 BONES FOR THE YEAR.......

YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE WARLORD OF ALL WARLORDOM! LOL!

IF YOU AVOID THE EXPRESS LANE AT THE LOCAL BACKWOODS GA PIGGLY WIGGLY SO YOU CAN STAND IN LINE AND SIFT THRU THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER LOOKING FOR YOUR NEXT AVATAR,

YOU MOST DEFINATELY ARE A WARLORd

IF YOU HAVE BEEN STNDING OUTSIDE FOR WEEKS AT THE COURTHOUUSE FOR THE MICHEAL JACKSON TRIAL.....

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD....

IF YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION CAUSE YOUR WIFE LOOKS LIKE AN APE

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU POST IN THE FORUMS THAT YOUR GOING TO TURN INTO A PAY SERVICE AND EXPECT MEMBERS TO FOLLOW YOU

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU ONLY COUNT YOUR WINS IN YOUR YTD AND NOT YOUR LOSSES AND THEN TELL THE FORUM YOU'R TAKING YOUR AWSOME RECORD AND STARTING A PAY SERVICE

YOU MAY BE A COCKFUKNG WORLORD NAMED *********

IF YOU CHARGE YOUR CUSTOMERS FOR YOUR PICKS IN PESOS

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF SOMEONE GAVE YOU A "WHAT FOR" FOR POSTING IN ALL CAPS AND YOU APOLOGISED WITH ALL CAPS

YOU JUST MIGHT BE POSTING AT PREDICTEMWARLORD.COM

IF YOUR NAME IS FRANK JAMES AND YOU DON'T HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER NAMED JESSE

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE 10 POSTS AND YOUR FIRST PICK IS LABLED "GUARANTEED", AND IT CASHES..... AND YOU THEN BOUST ABOUT HOW YOU ARE THE
BEST BASEBALL CAPPER IN THE WORLD....

YOU MIGHT NEED TO BE BANNED (M555)

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU GET BANNED AND KEEP SIGNING UP AND THINK NOBODY REALLY KNOWS IT'S YOU.

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU SIGN UP AGAIN BUT SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS.

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU THINK YOU GOT BANNED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WINNING RECORD.

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU THINK YOU GOT BANNED BECAUSE YO IS JEALOUS OF YOU.

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE TO ASK "WHO THE HELL IS THIS HEAVE HO GUY"

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU BET KANSAS CITY WOULD WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR. LMAO

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU BUY 15 POINTS AT -6000 ODDS AND LAY 300 DIMES.

"I can't believe this thread is back. Greatest one of all time" - Stif

IF YOU EVER GOT YOUR TONGUE STUCK TO A STREETLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER ON A BET AND HAVE LOST THAT SAME BET 5 TIMES

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU EVER TOLD A GREEN BERET THAT YOU WERE GONNA KICK HIS ASS........

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED THE 2005 ABEL PRIZE IN MATHEMATICS FOR THE THEORY AND APPLICATION OF PARTAIL DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS AND THE COMPUTATION OF SOLITONS BUT STILL HAVE ONLY MANAGED TO HIT 45% OF YOUR PLAYS........

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

F YOU EVER HAD TO USE THIS THREAD TO RECALL WHO FLYERS FAN SAID " **** IS THAT YOU" BECAUSE ITS BEEN SO LONG THAT HE HAS DONE THAT AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS 4-WLOS.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD TO SPEAK YOUR MIND AND MAKE FOLKS SMILE

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD CAUSE YOUR AFRAID YOU MIGHT BE BANNED AND THERE'S NO WAY THAT WILL HAPPEN

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF AN UGLY ASS HO SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE ERIC CLAPTON SO's SHE COULD GET IN YOUR PANTS AND 20 GOOD LOOKING WOMEN SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE KRAMER ON SEINFELD TO SHOO YOU AWAY

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR WIFE HAD HER CREDIT CARD STOLEN AND THE GUY THAT STOLE IT WAS SPENDING LESS THAN YOUR WIFE SO YOU DID'NT REPORT IT STOLEN

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE BIG NBA PLAYOFF GAME...BUT YOUR WIFE WANTS TO WATCH DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES...

THEN SHE MIGHT BE THE WARLORD

IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR EVERY MONTH....

YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD!

IF YOU START ONE THREAD FOR YOUR LOSERS PLAYS....AND THEN COME BACK AND START ANOTHER THREAD WITH THE OPPOSITE PLAYS FOR YOUR *WINNING* PLAYS....YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FCKN WARLORD......HELL....WE MIGHT EVEN MAKE YOU THE UC 'PUPPET WARLORD' ...AND.....IF YOU GOT THEM BACKWORDS.....

YOU'RE WARLORD OF ALL WARLORDS!

IF YOU START A THREAD AND ASK
"to whoever's in charge...
how could i go about getting a picture next to my name like all of you...?"...
.AND SOMEONE REPLIES.....
"go to general discussion, there is a sticky there where u can request one once u have 100 posts"....
AND THEN YOUR REPLY IS....
"to the mods
can i get a montreal expos logo next to my name
please?
it would be greatly appreciated"

THEN YOU'VE JUST BECOME THE FIRST EVER "BLIND WARLORD"!!

IF YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER MOM, BUT HOLLAR FOR MOMMA ON A ROLLER COASTER

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER ASKED KEVIN A QUESTION AND HIS REPLY WAS "DUDE WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED THE WATER IN YOUR BONG" AND SOMEONE POSTED IT IN THE WARLORD THREAD AND YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID

I wonder who the stupid ass was that made the original post?...freaking jerk off he is

AND IT WAS YOU

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED AND SNEAK BACK IN ONLY TO BE A LOSER AND NOBODY KISSES YOUR ASS SO YOU TELL THEM WHO YOU WERE ORIGINALLY AND WE KNEW ALL ALONG AND DID'NT BAN YOUR STUPID ASS ONLY TO BAN YOUR ASS CAUSE YOU HAD TO BUILD YOUR EGO ON YOUR OLD POSTING NAME CAUSE YOU WERE A FKN LOSER TO BEGIN WITH, AND ON AND ON LOL

YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST, DUMBEST ASS WARLORD TO DATE LOL