YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF....
A woman tells you in a bar that she'd like to fornicate your eyes out and you respond by telling her she smells good....
If you hurried home from school to watch The Munsters or Dark Shadows but were afraid to tell your friends that you loved watching Barnabus Collins.....
If you tell Jim Rome that 100 D-1 schools had 20+ win seasons and that they ALL DESERVED to get into the big dance.....
If ya tell your daughter and her friends that you'd take them to the girls state tournament and pay for everyone's tickets and all you have is $20 in your wallet that quickly turns to a $500 windfall after you get an afternoon offer to do radio for an indoor football team and they give you a bonus......HELL YEA!
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Batman: "You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you are." 
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