You might be a NASCAR warlord if, you can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.
You might be a NASCAR warlord if, you can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper.
You might be a NASCAR warlord if, you call skid marks in your underwear a "Darlington Stripe."
You might be a NASCAR warlord if, your wife's nickname is "Lugnut".
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