[Larry]

Originally Posted by BoKnows

Subject: GEORGE BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH









Despite the shock to our economy of
9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record
levels and more Americans than ever are
participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you
can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you
are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are
high because there's increased demand in other parts
of the world, and because a small handful of noisy
idiots are more worried about polar bears and
beachfront property than your economic security.


Gore could only dream of) and the capability to be
fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of
Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm
done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it
again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age
before the last pillars of America fall.

These 2 paragraphs are my favorite