August 18, 2008
Barack Obama's "Wazoo" Source of Great Wisdom!
The Obamessiah has now given us a glimpse into another great and wonderful source of knowledge… His Wazoo! The only problem is that the only people who believe what he pulls out of his royal sphincter are himself and the dumbmasses that had to remove their heads so that he could extract said wisdom.
Today at Saddleback church he said this when discussing the abortion issue:
…although we’ve had a president who is opposed to abortions over the last eight years, abortions have not gone down.
He either is lying or his wazoo has sadly misinformed him. All I had to do was a quick google search of the term "abortion rates" and found this inconvenient truth. This article states that:
The abortion rate in the USA fell to its lowest point in more than 30 years, and the actual number of abortions also continues a steady decline, according to the first new comprehensive data in five years, released today.
•Medical abortion, which uses RU-486, known as mifepristone and sold as Mifeprex to induce abortion, is rising. Medical abortions more than doubled since federal approval of the non-surgical method in 2000, from 6% of all abortions that year to 13% in 2005.
•The number of abortions, which peaked in 1990 with 1.6 million, dropped to an estimated 1.2 million in 2005. That's 8% fewer than 2000.
•The abortion rate, which is the proportion of pregnancies that end in abortion, dropped by 9% to 19.4 abortions per 1,000 women ages 15-44, in 2005. The peak — 29.3 abortions per 1,000 women — was in both 1980 and 1981. In 1974, a year after abortion became legal, the rate was 19.3.
•The number of abortion providers in the USA also dropped to 1,787, representing a 2% decline from 2000.
•Just over one in five pregnancies in 2005 (22%) resulted in abortion, down from one in four pregnancies (25%) in 2000
Not exactly what the Obamessiah's wazoo would have us believe. Facts are pesky little things when you don't really have a grasp of them, but the dumbmasses who worship at The One's "Wazoo of Wisdom" won't be bothered by the facts. Luckily for him they'll continue being the dumbmasses he needs to carry on.
I hope and pray that group begins to dwindle and if you're among them that you will soon see the light.
Update: No Longer Able To Trust His Wazoo Obama Just Resorts To Lying
The Obamessiah's "Wazoo of Wisdom" has proven to be unreliable so The Great One has just resorted to lying. It's totally understandable though when you consider that telling the truth would mean having to admit that you are in favor of babies who have survived an abortion attempt and were now outside the mother's womb and breathing just being left alone to die. Pretty presidential huh?
It's really disgusting so I'm not going to write much on it. You can read about it here though. This is just a little snippet of the article:
So again: after the above amendment was added to change the original bill, making it identical to the federal Born-Alive Infants Protection Act, Obama and five other Democrats voted to kill it. They killed the same bill that the U.S. Senate had passed unanimously. Here is the interview in which Sen. Obama offers his false explanation once again, which is contradicted not only by eyewitnesses but also by the records of his own committee:
…I hate to say that people are lying, but here’s a situation where folks are lying. I have said repeatedly that I would have been completely in, fully in support of the federal bill that everybody supported — which was to say — that you should provide assistance to any infant that was born - even if it was as a consequence of an induced abortion. That was not the bill that was presented at the state level. What that bill also was doing was trying to undermine Roe vs. Wade.
The senator is right. Someone is lying.
The only problem for The Obamessiah is that he's the one who's lying. Do not be one of the dumbmasses who continues to support this guy. Just don't.