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Old 03-01-2007, 12:00 AM
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YOU MIGHT JUST BE THE ORIGINAL WARLORD IF YOUR THREAD RECIEVES MORE POSTS THAN QUICKNICKS.

YOU ARE DEFINATELY A WARLORD IF YOU NEED TUCKS MEDICATED PADS FOR YOUR ASS FROM SITTING AT A COMPUTER ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOUR STILL WAITING FOR THE XFL SEASON TO START
YOU JUST MiGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU STILL THINK WRESTLING IS REAL, YOU ARE A WARLORD AND MOST LIKELY A REDNECK.
SORRY IF I SPOILED THE SECRET FOR ANYONE

IF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL RED PHONE IN YOUR HOUSE JUST FOR SPECIAL PHONE CALLS FROM INSIDERS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR WONDERING HOW COME THE 10 INNING HASN'T STARTED YET IN ATLANTA
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE A GAME OF THE YEAR EVERYDAY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU POST A GAME OF THE YEAR WHEN YOUR TEAM IS UP 8
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU LIVE IN LA AND ARE STILL WEARING A SHAQ T-SHIRT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU THINK EVERY YEAR THE MAPLE LEAFS WILL WIN THE STANLY CUP
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WON A BET AND YOUR NEXT POST SAID SOMETHING LIKE KA*******BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE "AS MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO SAY ON SATURDAY NIGHT ..BINGO"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER QUOTED A CARTOON CHARACTER IN YOUR SIGNATURE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU BET THE OVER/UNDER AND THINK IT IS HOW MANY SECONDS IT TAKES TO TAKE THE BRA OFF A GIRL
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR NAME IS SUPERMAN AND YOU ARE TAKING THE BUS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR PLAYING YOUR BIGGEST GAME EVER 1000 UNITS WHICH ONLY EQUALS 10 BUCKS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE NO TV AND ARE ONLY ABLE TO LISTEN TO GAMES WITH A RADIO.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER LOST $5 DOLLARS ON A GAME AND WENT TO BEAT YOUR WIFE AND SHE GAVE YOU TWO BLACK EYES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU TOOK YOUR KIDS TO THE ZOO TO SEE THE EASTER SEALS,
YOU'RE A WARLORD!

IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD PROBLEMS LOGGING IN TO YOUR OFFSHORE BOOK AND YOU CALLED THEM AND THE FIRST THING THEY ASKED YOU WAS DO YOU HAVE YOUR CAPS LOCKED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD TO LOOK UNDER THE CUSHIONS OF YOUR SOFA TO COVER A BET
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR PLACING BETS WITH A BOOKIE WITH CHICKENS AND GOATS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU NEVER PLACED A BET IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU POST IN A GAMBLING FORUM BECAUSE U JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU JUST CAME TO AMERICA AND YOU HEARD FOOTBALL WAS THE NUMBER ONE SPORT SO YOU GO TO A GAME AND START YELLING AT THE REFFS FOR PLAYERS TOUCHING THE BALL WITH THEIR HANDS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU CALL ON THE PHONE FOR BIG AL AND THE GANG GAME OF THE YEAR ONLY ONLY TO MISDILE AND CALL BIG EL'S AND THE GANG PHONE SEX LINE WONDERING WHEN ARE THEY GONNA STOP TALKING DIRTY AND TELL YOU WHO THEY LIKE ON THE GAME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR BOOK GIVES YOU A $20 ROCK FOR EVERY REFERAL OF $200 OR MORE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A CRACK HEAD

IF YOUR A RELIEF PITCHER FOR THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF THE SUPER MODELS THAT TRAVEL WITH YOU ON YOUR PRIVATE JET ARE THE ONES YOU CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER SHARTED WHILE SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER READING A WARLORD THREAD
YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD AND YOU MIGHT JUST NEED A SHOWER.

IF YOU EVER CHANGED YOUR MIND FROM **** TO FARTED WHILE TYPING
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR SO OLD THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE NEW SLANG FOR FARTED AND **** YOUR PANTS IS SHARTED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER ASK WHO THE HELL HEAVE HO THINKS HE IS..
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER SEE HEAVE HO POST IN YOUR THREAD
YOU MIGHT BE A BANNED WARLORD

If you're watching your bets on CBS sportsline and the game gets tense, and you quit watching to go and post in this thread to keep from watching b/c you might be a janx,
you might be a pussy cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you go back and the Marlins did score,
then you are a WARLORD................

IF YOUR STILL PISSED THAT YOU LOST THAT 20 TEAM PARLAY YOU MADE 4 YEARS AGO THAT COULD HAVE MADE YOU RICH AND YOU ONLY HIT 3 OUT OF THE 20
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER ASKED A QUESTION IN THE MAIN FORUMS AND KEVIN WAS THE ONLY ONE TO REPLY AND SAID "DUDE, WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED THE WATER IN YOUR BONG"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR EGO IS SO BIG THAT IT REGISTERS 9.9 ON THE RICTOR SCALE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER BASED YOUR NFL PICKS ON YOUR PET MOVING THE MOUSE AROUND ON YOUR OUIJA BOARD
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER LEFT VEGAS AND STILL HAD YOUR RETURN TICKET ON GREYHOUND AND JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A 40 OZ COORS LIGHT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER LEFT VEGAS AND STILL HAD YOUR RETURN TICKET FOR FLIGHT 069 ON LOSER'S AIR AND STILL HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE FREE PEANUTS OFF THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU THAT DID'NT WANT THEM
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR MOM EVER GROUNDED YOU CAUSE SHE CAUGHT YOU ON AN INTERNET GAMBLING SITE AND YOU TOLD HER IT WAS A PORN SITE, AND SHE SAID "WELL...OK, BUT I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU WITH A SOCK ON YOUR DICK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE THAT YOU LOVED HER BUT REALLY WANTED TO SAY "I WAN'T A DIVORCE"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER WENT ON THE "VODKA AND GIN DIET" AND THE ONLY THING YOU LOST WAS TWO FRIENDS AND YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER HAD TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR LIP BURNS CAUSE YOU DID'NT TAKE A BREAK FROM KISSING UP TO ANOTHER POSTER LONG ENOUGH TO POST YOUR OWN PLAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE BATHROOM, LOOK AT YOUR OWN CRAP AND IT LOOK LIKE THE FIRST LETTER OF A TEAM AND YOU TOOK IT AS A SIGN FROM THE GAMBLING GODS AND BET IT..YOU MAYBE A WARLORD. LOL

IF YOU WERE EVER SO ENGROSSED IN A GAME THAT YOU HAD A HUGE BET ON THAT YOU COULDNT GET YOUR FAT ASS UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO YOU PISSED IN A BUDWEISER CAN AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY GOT TOO DRUNK AND TOOK A DRINK OUT OF THAT CAN AN HOUR LATER, YOU ARE A FORUM OWNER.

If you never posted at a forum and then when people decide to leave you demand answers numerous times claiming you "deserve them"....
You might just be a warlord.

Last edited by yomonte; 05-28-2007 at 10:04 AM..
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