Shart - when you shit and fart at the same time, usually accidentally. Most inconvenient when you are nearly to work after a long commute, you do a private car fart, and you load one in your pants, having to drive all the way back home.
Blood Shart - Same thing (I guess) - but with blood - occurs to gassy women on their period after having eaten taco bell.
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