[yomonte]

We'll start from the begining

They did away with prohibition because Cubs fans needed a drink

Radio was invented so Cubs fans could hear their team suck.

Then TV, so they could see them suck

Haleys Comet not once but twice and still no World Series

Man landed on the moon and so did some of the balls that were hit by Cubs pitchers

Satelite TV so the whole world could see the cubs suck

Various stadiums that had world series flags had to replace the poles due to rust 20 times, still no world series.

Sirus satelite was invented so you could hear the cubs suck without commercial interuption

George Burns celebrated 100 birthdays, still no world series

CUBS SUCK