[joepa66]

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF:

You let your 14 years old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids......

OR

Your idea of loading the dishwasher is getting your old lady drunk.....

OR

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.....

OR

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

OR

You think a woman is "out of your league" just because bowls on a different night.

OR

Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

OR

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

OR

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

OR

Your junior prom offered day care.

OR

You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled ?Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines. "

OR

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exp loded right off its wheels.

OR

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.