Final Four Rankings

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Final four picks based on rankings A thru E:
Ranking A -top sports apparel sales (hats and mugs, and orange Clemsen Tiga ass warmers)(1.) The University of Texas at Austin (2.) University of Notre Dame (3.) University of Georgia (4.) The University of Michigan (5.) The University of Florida (6.) University of North Carolina (7.) The University of Alabama (8.) The Pennsylvania State University (9.) University of Tennessee at Knoxville (10.) Florida State University (11.) University of Oklahoma (12.) Louisiana State University (13.) Auburn University (14.) University of Nebraska (15.) University of Wisconsin (16.) University of Miami (17.) University of Kentucky (18.) University of Illinois (19.) Clemson University (20.) University of Arkansas Fayetteville (21.) University of South Carolina (22.) University of Maryland (23.) University of Minnesota (24.) The University of Virginia (25.) University of Kansas (26.) Oklahoma State University (27.) Duke University (28.) Texas Tech University (29.) Purdue University (30.) Oregon State University (31.) University of Louisville (32.) The University of Arizona (33.) University of Missouri (34.) Stanford University (35.) Kansas State University (36.) University of Pittsburgh (37.) University of Washington (38.) Georgia Institute of Technology (39.) Washington State University (40.) University of Mississippi (41.) University of Colorado (42.) Syracuse University (43.) University of Connecticut (44.) University of Cincinnati (45.) The University of Montana (46.) University of Utah (47.) Boise State University (48.) Brigham Young University ----could spend a day on these 2006 stats but dollars generally track football and TV markets along with top hoops (UNC, Duke, Uconn).
Ranking B-NCAA APR (academics) Bottom Ten hoops:1. Fresno State, 611
2. Baylor, 647
3. Cal State-Fullerton, 750
4. Cal State-Sacramento, 759
5. USC, 761
6. San Jose State, 783
7. South Alabama, 796
8. Hampton, 796
9. Texas Southern
9. Jacksonville, 800
Plus "Ohio State football stands out with its 870, fourth worst among BCS schools. Throw in the school's current NCAA problems regarding football and basketball, and this is a further reflection on Tressel and outgoing athletic director Andy Geiger."
Ranking C- Sports Apparel worn by perps getting the beatdown on TV show COPS : 1. Carolina 2. Florida (skewed stat cause most criminals live in the sunshine state)
Ranking D- Loudmouths in the sportsbar 1.NotreDame (hey inebriated irish fan, go back to the '60s and take your prayer beads with you) 2. Georgetown "Who wants sex with Motombo?" 3. Clemson fan 4. PSU (you have to love an Athl Dept that tries to compete in womens hoops with an alleged homophobe coach) 5 Georgia Dog fan
Ranking E - School logos that cover half the floor 1. South Carolina (these brainiacs committed sports suicide by leaving the ACC, "howd that work fer ya Gamecocks?") 2. All the rest of the inferiority complexed SEC.

Add 'em up, run the numbers: In the thugbowl, I got the academic titans figuring how to quiet the Hoyas down (please get this impostor overrated school off my evening news). In the nightcap I see the Gators punching the first stop on their speedpass back to pre90's sports obscurity.

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NCAAB 44-33 (+24u) NFL 3-1 (+1u) NASCAR/F1 1-7 (+13u)