Difference btwn Conservatives and Libs

[BoKnows]

If you have trouble telling the difference between Liberals and Conservatives,
here is a simple explanation:

Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when
they came to a homeless person. DC has a lot of them.

The Republican, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless person his business
card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of
his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless
person, she decided to help.

She walked over to the homeless person and gave
him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's
pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the
homeless person $5. Now, do you understand the difference?