Reminder!

[Kevin]

Reminder!

Don't forget to tell your boss you need the first two days of March Madness off! If you don't get the request in asap, Lester in the cubicle next to you is gonna beat ya to it!

For those of you who don't get days off. Allow me to let you in on a little secret.

If you call your boss in the morning and tell him you have the worst diarrhea you've ever had in your life, he won't even question it. He'll promptly tell you to take all the time you need and that he doesn't want to hear the details.

[Shamrock]

except for the poor people that work for Pepto Bismol........