A Christmas Story for people having a bad day...

[beermantm]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
> toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
> being behind schedule.
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> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed
> Santa even more.
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> When Santa went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
> to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
> More stress.
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> When Santa began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag
> fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the
> house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
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> When Santa went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the
> liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally
> dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
> kitchen floor. Santa went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the
> straw end of the broom.
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> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
> opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
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> The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
> I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
>
>
> ... And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
>

[AddictedToBetting]

A++ Story.

I was having a good day until this afternoon when I was driving home. I was at a solid green light trying to take a left turn when some ******* bitch from behind me kept honking at me to go when there is literally **** load of cars going. Right when the light turn Red, I had no choice but to go because that bitch wouldn't let me reverse back. The intersection had cameras up to catch Red light runners and I saw one of the cameras flashing at me. At that moment, I knew I was going to get a ticket for running a ******* Red light. What ******* **** ass bitch.

[yomonte]

Thats pretty cool man. I'm gonna tell that one to the granbabies.