Recipe Grilled Cell Phone

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Friends don't let drunk friends use cell phones....

Here's the recipe and here's the final outcome!!
Grilled Cell phone.

1 30 pack of Strohs ( you may use your favorite brand)
1 Friend stopping over at noon to celebrate his new job
½ bottle of wine (use your favorite just decided I had to have some)
1 LB bacon (you can actually pretend you have this since it never made it out of the fridge)

It’s the preparation that is the tricky part.

It takes roughly 12-14 hours to make…
After you have finished about 18 beers and ½ bottle of wine.
Once everybody has left....
You must decide you are hungry and want bacon and eggs.
You lay your cell phone on one burner then you reach over and
turn the other burner on…now the really tricky part is you turned
the one on that has the cell phone on it.
You get distracted by something ( Who knows…something shiney)
until you smell the plastic burning….at this point it is done and so
are you!

Enjoy!

[homedawg]

your recipe is missing tabasco sauce...

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LMAO HD!! Actually I'm not sure..I might of drank some of that too!!!!

[homedawg]

funny thing, I have been tryin' to get my youngest girl, to stop text messaging. She runs the cell phone bill up huge, Tmobile wont allow you to cancel tm's, I tried to block every letter and number from being sent to her phone. Still no luck. I take her phone away for a week or so, then when I give it back, she tm's away again. Sunday, after the race, I was looking for my cell, guess where I found it... she had it, and tm's were being piled up on my phone.

It took me almost 30beers to come up with a new idea,

1-set a pass code to access my phone.
2-Disable her phone, from text messaging:





Notice how the center button/scroll is worn through..

She's got a whole new attitude now! Gonna be changing to ATT soon!

I wouldn't recommend TMOBILE to anyone...

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Here HD I didn't know you were a mobile phone repairman!!!

I still don't understand the TM thing....