The over 30 crowd..........

[beermantm]

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were
when they were growing up; what with walking
twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways

yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
there was no way in hell I was going to lay
a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
and how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of
thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you
don't know how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The
Internet . If we wanted to know something,
we had to go to the damn library and
look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write
somebody a letter with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and
put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to
steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and
shoplift it yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the
DJ' d usually talk over thebeginning and @#*% it all up!





We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,
that's it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either!
When the phon e rang, you had no idea who it was!
It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug
dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics!
We had the Atari 2600!
With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a
little square!You actually had to use your imagination!!
And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen
forever!And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!Just like LIFE!

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
seating!All the seats were the same height!If a tall guy or some old




broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then thatwas only like 15 channels and there was no on screen menu and no remote control!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was
on!You were screwed when it came to channel surfing!
You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the
channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get
cartoonson Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?!
We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little
rat-bastards!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
something up we had to use the stove or go build a fringing fire .
imagine that!





If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing
and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.

That's exactly what I'm talking about!
You kids today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled.
You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

Regards,
The over 30 Crowd

[homedawg]

[yomonte]

[yomonte]

Who wants to do the over fitty crowd

[Loaded Shooter]

On the Atari 2600 point:

One stick in the middle with one friggin' button!

Not this crap where there is four on your left thumb, four on your right thumb, two for each index finger.... WTF.

I have also noted that school gets cancelled if there is even like a chance of snow! We wouldn't want our precious little kids to catch a chill. I used to have to shovel my ass out to the road so I could walk down the street to get on my rickety ass unheated school bus.

I must have missed the start of the show so I guess I'll just restart it from the beginning. (Or my tv knows I like this show so it just "remembers" to record it for me.)

Hell, who needs to know where all your friends are. Just call (or text) them on thier friggin cell phone/PDA/internet ready camara phone. No need to tell stories and laugh your ass off at old times down on the railroad tracks when you can just take a streaming video of it.

GEEZ! Makes me sick.