Daddy Longlegs

[beermantm]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little

girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of

nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had

captured her attention he noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl
asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question, he replied

"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and
said, "Well, we're not having any of that
Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden."

[Kevin]

lol

dude, that movie was brutal. Im sittin there waiting for a theme to unfold and one guy attacks another guys pooper. I had no idea the movie was about two kids making out all the time otherwise I'd have probably not gone.

Surely the biggest waste of 90 minutes of my whole life.

Id rather watch 2 spiders get it on.