You Just Might Be A Warlord

[yomonte]

IF YOUR SHORT TERM MEMORY IS SO BAD THAT YOU CANT REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST WHILE YOUR EATING BREAKFAST

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[FlyersFan]

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF ALL YOUR FURNITURE IS AT YOUR NEW PLACE BUT YOU OPT TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR AT YOUR OLD PLACE WITH NO FURNITURE BECAUSE IT HAS CABLE AND YOUR NEW PLACE DOESN'T

[yomonte]

You know your gettin' old when the dreams you have are reruns.

Or is it possible......AH NEVERMIND

[Kevin]

You might be a warlord if you're at a christmas bazaar on pain meds, bought 17 bucks worth of stuff, the lady hands you 3 dollars change then you ask her if you paid for the stuff or not.

True story!

[The Mailman]

If you got up at 2am, camped out at Walmart to be first in the door at 6am, then got trampled and killed in an effort to get 1 of the 5 elmo dolls on their newspaper ad for your kid, you might just be a warlord.

[The Mailman]

If you kept track of your picks here, had like an 18-48 record against the spread. Emailed us saying that your the 18-48 record posters kid and that your dad had died and you're going to sign up under a new name and post in his honor, all in the name of just trying to get your record reset at 0-0, then you are indeed a warlord, a degenerate, and an *******.

[Queen]

Originally Posted by The Mailman

If you got up at 2am, camped out at Walmart to be first in the door at 6am, then got trampled and killed in an effort to get 1 of the 5 elmo dolls on their newspaper ad for your kid, you might just be a warlord.

No way!! You could have thrown them all out of the way. LOL Oh well I forgot those skinny little women could run faster. LOL

[Q-Unit]

If you're such a badass that when a picks contest asks for a tiebreaker for total combined passing yards from both teams, you say (bleep) it and put the lowest humanly possible number a la "Price is Right" style....

You just might be a warlord!

Originally Posted by yomonte

Tie Breaker: 60

DAAAAAAAAAMN YO, 60 total passing yards?!?!

I think you've just set football back 60 years, to the days before the forward pass was legal.
Jokes on me when both teams run the ball 50+ each lolol

[yomonte]

IF YOU PUT DOWN 60 ON A COMBINED PASSING YARDS FOR OREGON/AUBURN BUT MEANT TO PUT 60,000

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU THINK THAT ANTHONY PERKINS MIGHT HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE SPOT IN "PSYCHO" IF SAL MINIO WAS STILL ALIVE

YEPPIR

[yomonte]

IF IT TAKES YOU A HALF HOUR TO LOOK UP IMBECILE IN THE DICTIONARY

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOUR FIRST DATE WITH A GIRL WAS, NAH WHAT YOU WANNA DO, AND SHE SAID LETS GO BOWLING, AND YOU KNEW YOUR AVG WAS 136

AH NEVERMIND, IT WASN'T PRETTY

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER WENT INTO A BARBER SHOP AND ORDERED A CREW CUT AND PICKED A PICTURE OF FRANKRNSTEIN

YOUR KIDDEN RIGHT