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03-01-2007, 04:36 PM
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Oh This Is Not Good. My Caps Lock Is Not Working. It Comes Out All Caps But Not After. This Thread Is On Hold Till That Matter Is Taken Care Of. This Is An All Caps Thread.
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If you live in Fla and don't have a boat and fishin' poles, it ain't paradise, it's jus hot as hell Last edited by yomonte : 08-07-2008 at 05:50 PM.  
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03-02-2007, 10:32 PM
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IF YOU BELIEVE THAT LISTENING TO THE GAME OVER THE INTERNET WILL SOMEHOW GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE AND HELP YOU WIN YOUR BET
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD (notice I used the caps, just out of respect for meester) :o)
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03-05-2007, 10:47 PM
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If You Post Under The Name Budfoxx, You Might Just Be A Warlord
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03-08-2007, 12:41 PM
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If you piss in a can or glass at your desk because you don't want to miss the live scoreboard for a few second you are surely a warlord.
If you've ever crapped in or on anything at your desk because you didn't want to stop watching the live scoreboard, Im not quite sure what the fuck you are.
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03-10-2007, 08:22 PM
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Shit, I'm a warlord -
"IF YOU NEED TUCKS MEDICATED PADS FOR YOUR ASS FROM SITTING AT A COMPUTER ALL DAY, YOU ARE DEFINATELY A WARLORD"
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If a guy doesn't have any gamble in him, he ain't worth a crap - Evel Knievel What's done in the dark will be brought to the light -Johnny Cash
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03-10-2007, 10:14 PM
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NCAAF: 50-39-5 (+6.35 units) NFL: 36-35-6 (-2.00 units) NHL: 4-8-0 (-2.80 units) NCAAB: 7-4 (+1.75 units)
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03-11-2007, 10:10 AM
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If You Ever Won A $5 Bet And Bought $10 Worth Of Beer To Celebrate
You Just Might Be A Warlord
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If you live in Fla and don't have a boat and fishin' poles, it ain't paradise, it's jus hot as hell
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03-11-2007, 10:14 AM
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If Your A Nascar Driver And You Don't Know Your Left From Your Right
You Just Might Be A Warlord
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If you live in Fla and don't have a boat and fishin' poles, it ain't paradise, it's jus hot as hell Last edited by yomonte : 07-09-2007 at 02:09 AM.
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03-12-2007, 11:13 AM
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IF YOU TURN ON THE NEWS AND SEE A ZOO KEEPER WAS EATEN BY A COUGAR AND THOUGHT TO YOURSELF, WHY COULD'NT THAT BE ME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOUR NAME IS JOSH KNOWS, YOU'RE NOT A WARLORD, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND GET POSSIBLY EVEN GET LAID (PREFERABLY BY A HUMAN FEMALE) AND STOP BEING ON THE DICK OF "HUH" BY POSTING OUR SHIT ON OTHER BOARDS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR OTHER BOY THAT GOT BANNED FROM HERE TOO CLAIM TO HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH. AT LEAST TRY TO BE ORIGINAL FUCK FACE IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU "IF YOU HAD A FREIND, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT HIS NAME TO BE" AND YOUR ANSWER IS "FUCK FACE" YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL TO WATCH "THE MONKEYS" AND THE "BANANA SPLITS". YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU ARE A HAM SANDWICH AND GO INTO A BAR AND ORDER A DRINK AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU GET BOOTED FROM THIS SITE AND GO TO WAGERTRASH AND START A YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD THREAD YEP, THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS JACK ASS JOSHKNOWS46 POSTED THIS AT WAGERTRASH IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORTER THAN THE PERSON DEPICTED IN YOUR AVATAR..... YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD! IF YOU ARE A WORFLESS BITCH WHO NEVER POSTS PLAYS BUT ONLY HARASSES RESPECTED, WELL-LOVED LONGTIME MEMBERS... THEN YOU ARE SKINNY-LEGGED, MULLET WEARING, WANNA BE COP DOUCHEBAG WARLORD! IF EVERY POST YOU MAKE HAS "ROTHCO, YOU COCKSUCKING BITCH" IN IT AND HAVE'NT POSTED A PLAY SINCE YOMONTE HAD A WINNING DAY YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE EVER WELCOMED SOMEBODY TO THE FORUM TWO YEARS AFTER HIS ONLY POST YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU WERE THE GUY THAT BROUGHT THAT POST TO THE TOP AND DELETED YOUR POST TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ROTH BROUGHT IT TO THE TOP YOU ARE THE BEST WARLORD IN THE WORLD IF YOU BROKE YOUR SPINE IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES BY PATTING YOURSELF ON THE BACK ABOUT A GAME THAT HAS'NT EVEN PLAYED YET YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN WARLORD IF YOU GET DRUNK TWICE IN THE SAME DAY YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU POST THAT THIS IS YOUR LAST POST CAUSE YOUR GOING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND YOU NEVER LEAVE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF ANOTHER MEMBER'S GOLF TRIP CANCELLATION TRIGGERS A BIPOLAR CONDITION THAT CAUSES YOU TO MAKE RETARDED FCKN COMMENTS IN YOMONTE'S TIRESOME(lol) WARLORD THREAD...... YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD! IF YOU THINK BIPOLAR MEANS A BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOUR THREAD IS ENTITLED "3-0 LAST WEEK" AND YOU WENT 0-5 TWO WEEKS BEFORE THAT AND DID'NT ENTITLE YOUR THREAD THE WEEK AFTER "0-5 LAST WEEK" YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF ALL YOUR POSTS ARE 6 TEAM NBA PARLAY'S AND THE THREAD ENDING POST IS ALWAYS "SORRY GUYS, WE'LL GET THEM TOMORROW" YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF, WHILE AT WORK, YOU HAVE THE TIME TO READ 10 PAGES OF "YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD" POSTS.... YOU'VE GOT A COOL JOB!! IF YOU TOLD EVERYONE YOU COULD MAKE THEM $1000 A WEEK OFF THIER PLAYS BUT SAID NOT TO COAT TAIL THEM FOR 6 MONTHS YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN ATTENTION WHORE IF YOU POST IN LOWER CASE IN THE WARLORD THREAD YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU USE THE WORST SONG IN BOB DYLAN'S MUSICAL CATALOGUE AS BACKGROUND MUSIC TO ENLIGHTEN AN EXHAUSTING THREAD.... YOU MAY JUST BE A WARLORD! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD CAUSE IT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBIE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU THE KING OF NASCAR CAUSE YOU HAD A WINNING SEASON 4 YEARS AGO AND HAVE SUCKED EVER SINCE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE FINALLY HAD A WINNING SEASON ONLY TO TRANSFER MONEY TO THE POKER SITE AND LOSE YOUR ASS AND YOU KNEW YOU SUCKED AND ARE THINKING OF TAKING MORE OF YOUR WINNINGS AND LOSE IT AT A POKER SITE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF 80% OF THE POSTS YOU MAKE IN THIS THREAD ARE ABOUT YOU. LMFAO YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD. I'M NOT IN DENIAL LOL IF YOU'VE BEEN IN HIDING BECAUSE UNCLE SAM BUSTED YOUR SPOOL..... YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD! IF YOU ARE SICK OF HEARING RJP SAY MONEY MANAGEMENT AND QUOTE SILLY LYRICS FROM THE WORST FCKN BAND IN THE WORLD..... YOU MAY BE A WARLORD! LMAO............. IF YOU SAY " WORD" TO THIS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO TRUE. THEN YOUR A PISSING OFF RJP WARLORD WORD IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND YOU MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER WARLORD JUST BECAUSE HE MADE 500 BILLION DIMES OFF OF YOUR AV'S. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IN DENIAL IF YOU HAVE TO POST PLAYS FROM YOUR OFFICE COMPUTER BECAUSE YOUR HOME COMPUTER SUCKS WORSE THAN TIRED OF PAYING'S ACCOUNTANT...... YOU ARE A DESPERATE WARLORD! IF YOUR YTD IN BASEBALL IS 86-74-2 AND YOU ARE STILL DOWN 50 BONES FOR THE YEAR....... YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE WARLORD OF ALL WARLORDOM! LOL! IF YOU AVOID THE EXPRESS LANE AT THE LOCAL BACKWOODS GA PIGGLY WIGGLY SO YOU CAN STAND IN LINE AND SIFT THRU THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER LOOKING FOR YOUR NEXT AVATAR, YOU MOST DEFINATELY ARE A WARLORd IF YOU HAVE BEEN STNDING OUTSIDE FOR WEEKS AT THE COURTHOUUSE FOR THE MICHEAL JACKSON TRIAL..... YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.... IF YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION CAUSE YOUR WIFE LOOKS LIKE AN APE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU POST IN THE FORUMS THAT YOUR GOING TO TURN INTO A PAY SERVICE AND EXPECT MEMBERS TO FOLLOW YOU YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU ONLY COUNT YOUR WINS IN YOUR YTD AND NOT YOUR LOSSES AND THEN TELL THE FORUM YOU'R TAKING YOUR AWSOME RECORD AND STARTING A PAY SERVICE YOU MAY BE A COCKFUKNG WORLORD NAMED ********* IF YOU CHARGE YOUR CUSTOMERS FOR YOUR PICKS IN PESOS YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF SOMEONE GAVE YOU A "WHAT FOR" FOR POSTING IN ALL CAPS AND YOU APOLOGISED WITH ALL CAPS YOU JUST MIGHT BE POSTING AT PREDICTEMWARLORD.COM IF YOUR NAME IS FRANK JAMES AND YOU DON'T HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER NAMED JESSE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE 10 POSTS AND YOUR FIRST PICK IS LABLED "GUARANTEED", AND IT CASHES..... AND YOU THEN BOUST ABOUT HOW YOU ARE THE BEST BASEBALL CAPPER IN THE WORLD.... YOU MIGHT NEED TO BE BANNED (M555) YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU GET BANNED AND KEEP SIGNING UP AND THINK NOBODY REALLY KNOWS IT'S YOU. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU SIGN UP AGAIN BUT SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU THINK YOU GOT BANNED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WINNING RECORD. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU THINK YOU GOT BANNED BECAUSE YO IS JEALOUS OF YOU. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE TO ASK "WHO THE HELL IS THIS HEAVE HO GUY" YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU BET KANSAS CITY WOULD WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR. LMAO YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU BUY 15 POINTS AT -6000 ODDS AND LAY 300 DIMES. "I can't believe this thread is back. Greatest one of all time" - Stif IF YOU EVER GOT YOUR TONGUE STUCK TO A STREETLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER ON A BET AND HAVE LOST THAT SAME BET 5 TIMES YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD. IF YOU EVER TOLD A GREEN BERET THAT YOU WERE GONNA KICK HIS ASS........ YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED THE 2005 ABEL PRIZE IN MATHEMATICS FOR THE THEORY AND APPLICATION OF PARTAIL DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS AND THE COMPUTATION OF SOLITONS BUT STILL HAVE ONLY MANAGED TO HIT 45% OF YOUR PLAYS........ YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD F YOU EVER HAD TO USE THIS THREAD TO RECALL WHO FLYERS FAN SAID " **** IS THAT YOU" BECAUSE ITS BEEN SO LONG THAT HE HAS DONE THAT AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS 4-WLOS. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD TO SPEAK YOUR MIND AND MAKE FOLKS SMILE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD CAUSE YOUR AFRAID YOU MIGHT BE BANNED AND THERE'S NO WAY THAT WILL HAPPEN YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF AN UGLY ASS HO SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE ERIC CLAPTON SO's SHE COULD GET IN YOUR PANTS AND 20 GOOD LOOKING WOMEN SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE KRAMER ON SEINFELD TO SHOO YOU AWAY YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOUR WIFE HAD HER CREDIT CARD STOLEN AND THE GUY THAT STOLE IT WAS SPENDING LESS THAN YOUR WIFE SO YOU DID'NT REPORT IT STOLEN YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE BIG NBA PLAYOFF GAME...BUT YOUR WIFE WANTS TO WATCH DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES... THEN SHE MIGHT BE THE WARLORD IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR EVERY MONTH.... YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD! IF YOU START ONE THREAD FOR YOUR LOSERS PLAYS....AND THEN COME BACK AND START ANOTHER THREAD WITH THE OPPOSITE PLAYS FOR YOUR *WINNING* PLAYS....YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FCKN WARLORD......HELL....WE MIGHT EVEN MAKE YOU THE UC 'PUPPET WARLORD' ...AND.....IF YOU GOT THEM BACKWORDS..... YOU'RE WARLORD OF ALL WARLORDS! IF YOU START A THREAD AND ASK "to whoever's in charge... how could i go about getting a picture next to my name like all of you...?"... .AND SOMEONE REPLIES..... "go to general discussion, there is a sticky there where u can request one once u have 100 posts".... AND THEN YOUR REPLY IS.... "to the mods can i get a montreal expos logo next to my name please? it would be greatly appreciated" THEN YOU'VE JUST BECOME THE FIRST EVER "BLIND WARLORD"!! IF YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER MOM, BUT HOLLAR FOR MOMMA ON A ROLLER COASTER YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU EVER ASKED KEVIN A QUESTION AND HIS REPLY WAS "DUDE WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED THE WATER IN YOUR BONG" AND SOMEONE POSTED IT IN THE WARLORD THREAD AND YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID I wonder who the stupid ass was that made the original post?...freaking jerk off he is AND IT WAS YOU YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED AND SNEAK BACK IN ONLY TO BE A LOSER AND NOBODY KISSES YOUR ASS SO YOU TELL THEM WHO YOU WERE ORIGINALLY AND WE KNEW ALL ALONG AND DID'NT BAN YOUR STUPID ASS ONLY TO BAN YOUR ASS CAUSE YOU HAD TO BUILD YOUR EGO ON YOUR OLD POSTING NAME CAUSE YOU WERE A FKN LOSER TO BEGIN WITH, AND ON AND ON LOL YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST, DUMBEST ASS WARLORD TO DATE LOL
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If you live in Fla and don't have a boat and fishin' poles, it ain't paradise, it's jus hot as hell
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03-12-2007, 11:15 AM
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"If you been up river for a few months and just got back, you may be a HORNEY WARLORD, LMAO.................Whad UPPPPPPPPP?????" -ToP
IF YOU EVER ASKED PIMP WHERE ToP WAS AND HE SAID HE QUIT POSTING CAUSE HE WAS'NT DOING GOOD AT BASES ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT ToP WAS UP THE RIVER BUSTIN' BIG ROCKS INTO LITTLE ROCKS AND HE WAS WISHING HE WAS DOWN THE RIVER BUSTIN' LITTLE ROCKS INTO BIG ROCKS. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOU HAVE BEEN UP THE RIVER AND ARE NOW BACK AT HOME BUT LOOKING FOR WAYS TO GO BACK UP THE RIVER BECAUSE YOU ENJOYED BUSTING ROCKS WHILE BUBBA BUSTED YOUR TAIL THEN YOU MIGHT BE A HILLBILLY WARLORD FROM SOUTH CAROLINA IF YOUR AVATAR IS SOME CHEAP ASS ROT GUT BEER YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD. IF YOU REALLY LIVE IN EAST BALTIMORE AND CALL IT THE EASTERN SHORE ... YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD. IF YOU THINK THAT A FUN NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN IS HANGING DOWN ON GREENMOUNT AVE..... YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD. DISCLAIMER MUST BE BP TO UNDERSTAND. LMAO IF THE ONLY BET YOU EVER WON IS WHEN YOU ACCIDENTLY CLICKED ON THE WRONG TEAM AND DID'NT KNOW YOU WON TILL THE NEXT DAY WHEN YOU HAD $4O IN YOUR ACCT AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ZERO AND YOUR NOT SMART ENOUGH TO GET RICH FADING YOURSELF AND ON AND ON AND ON YADA YADA YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD If you have not posted in a while and come back to find Rothko's avatar has changed 38 times since you last posted, you are definately a WARLORD IF YOU LAY 500 BILLION DIMES AT -3750 ODDS ON ROTHKO TO CHANGE HIS AVATAR WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS AND YOU ARE NOTIFIED BY RADIO THAT HE CHANGES IT WITHIN THE NEXT 2 HOURS, YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN WARLORD. IF YOU POSTED HERE AND THOUGHT TO YOURSELF, HEY, I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY OFF THESE POSTERS AND NOT MAKE A PENNY, THEN A YEAR LATER TRY ANOTHER SCHEME TO MAKE MONEY OFF POSTERS HERE AND GET BANNED EVEN THOUGH WE LIKED YOU YOU ARE A FKN LOSER IN LIFE WARLORD IF YOU WERE EVER SO ENGROSSED IN A GAME THAT YOU HAD A HUGE BET ON THAT YOU COULDNT GET YOUR FAT ASS UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO YOU PISSED IN A BUDWEISER CAN AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY GOT TOO DRUNK AND TOOK A DRINK OUT OF THAT CAN AN HOUR LATER, YOU ARE A FORUM OWNER WARLORD. ATLEAST YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ATHLETE'S FEET. HUH?????? LOL IF YOU EVER HAD SOMEONE ELSE POST YOUR PLAYS FOR A WEEK CAUSE YOU CLAIMED THIS PLACE WAS A JANX WHEN YOU POSTED AND YOU LOST EVEN MORE WHEN HE POSTED YOUR PLAYS AND THEN WENT BACK TO POSTING YOUR OWN PLAYS AGAIN AND LOST EVEN MORE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LOSER
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If you live in Fla and don't have a boat and fishin' poles, it ain't paradise, it's jus hot as hell Last edited by yomonte : 03-12-2007 at 11:18 AM.
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YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD....
If at first you say you pay no attention to what the media pundits say, but then whine about not being in and then point out that they (media pundits) picked you to be in the big dance..... 
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