You Just Might Be A Warlord

[Lucky Strikes]

If your on the pot and say" Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted", your on OLD constipated Warlord...... in need of METAMUCIL, (original texture of course), the 50+ warlord drink!

[Lucky Strikes]

If you ban your family from shopping at Wal-Mart cause 99.9% of the shit they sell is made in/ from China, you my friend are a true American Warlord!!

[joepa66]

If you get pissed at the fans and media for asking you every year when you're going to retire, and then tell them you're having fun even if your team loses 10 games by 12-13 points each that they were "close" to winning......you might be a warlord!

[joepa66]

If you don't open up the oil reserves or commit to drilling at home for oil because the price of oil skyrocketing lines your pockets because you're a Texas oilman....you might be a warlord!

[joepa66]

If you ever told a woman that your name was B.J. Titzengolf, after the 3 things you cherish the most in life.....you might be a warlord!

[homedawg]

IF YOU CAN GET AMERICANS TO VOTE FOR YOU, JUST BY USING THE WORD: CHANGE.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD!