Little Old Lady!

[Billy Barooooooo]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags
with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every
once in
a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out
of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still
find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand
behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
the
other bag?" "Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

[snowman]

love it. that was funny