Dude caught pumping hooker in back of Lowe's delivery truck lol

[Kevin]

YouTube - Lowe's Delivery Driver Caught Having Sex with Hooker

[bigbag12]

Lmao!!

[joepa66]

He must have had his beer goggles on too....YUCK!

[redhog55]

I bet $100 on a baseball game last night and got the same results!!!!!

[Silver & Black]

roll her in flour and go for the wet spots... Way to make your kids proud!!

[Personified]

if anyone cares I almost got stabbed by a "hooker" last weekend. I didnt want to give her 5 dollars.

[homedawg]

Damn, a five dollar ho???? she prolly had a toy knife...

[Personified]

downtown toronto she was just walking up the street looked like a regualr girl until she jumped in my car and pulled her tits out asking what i want to do with her, i also didnt realize police was following me, so i didnt want to kick her out, so i drove her to this apartment and said for her to leave but she wanted compensation for her time since i wasnt gonna do **** with her, she said she wanted 40, but would accept 20....then out of desperation said 5 for food...i pretend i aint got ****...and she flipped out...crying screaming threatening to cut me..bangin her head...foamin at the mouth, then went back to normal then back to yelling...then start hitting my car...she lunged at me with a box cutter,,a small one...but the how couldnt keep it in her hand...it flew to my back seat...so I grabbed it,..and got out of my car..walked over to the passenger side open the door...and threw her out....

[redhog55]

Those tits must have really been ugly for you to be looking in the rear view mirror for cops!!!!!

That's why I always carry peanut butter crackers with me. Just in case a ***** jumps into my car and demands $40 but will settle for $5 for food. Crackers cost me .25 cents, so I can save $4.75.

Sounds like you had Linda Blair in your car. Glad you made out alright!!

[Personified]

lol...peanut butter crackers....but your right i forgot to desribe those ****s....man ...saggin and wrinkly....i wasnt turned on at all...she wasnt even that old probably late 20s but those tits had to be like 40....i guess it has to do with bad nutrition....not sure if the crackers would help though lol...

[Horfin]

Originally Posted by redhog55

That's why I always carry peanut butter crackers with me. Just in case a ***** jumps into my car and demands $40 but will settle for $5 for food. Crackers cost me .25 cents, so I can save $4.75.

Now that was funny