Please help me

Hi! I go the University of Arizona and am a horse track management minor. I am currently doing my senior project and am “building” a fake website for a horse racing gambling site. I am trying to find out why sports bettors primarily do not bet on horse racing and how sports bettors think. I am looking for people who bet on sports online. I have made a survey that will not take more than 5 minutes to take. As you know it is hard to find a lot of sports bettors, so if you fall under the category of an online sports bettor it would mean a lot to me if you would complete this survey. Thank you for your time and hopefully your participation.
Here is the link to the survey

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Mr. Mies

[Stifler's Mom]

Sorry, this isn't the place to be posting such nonsense

[homedawg]

I'll take your survey, after you complete this 1!

Name?
Age?
What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in your yard?
Do you like eggs?
How do you like ur eggs?
Do you like cheese?
What if the cheese you were eating came from a monkey butt?
Would that disturb you?
Why?
Are you going to visit your fairy god mother?
Are you sure?
Do you like potatoes?
What kinda potaoes?
Do you like potatoes with some mayonaise?
What would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos?
Would you kick it?
Do you think that penguins are awesome?
Are monkeys awesome too?
How would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson?
Why would you feel that way?
What would you do if aliens suck out your brain?
What do you think of britany spears?
Do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?
Do you like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?
Are you sure?
What would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass?
Would this upset you?
Why?
How do you feel about chicken?
What would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?

[Horfin]

Name? Horfin
Age? 36
What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet? Bonk him on his head
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted? Thank God.
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in your yard? Get the shovel out to shovel the ****.
Do you like eggs? Yes
How do you like ur eggs? Over Medium
Do you like cheese? Yes, but not Blue Cheese or Swiss
What if the cheese you were eating came from a monkey butt? It would probably taste like blue cheese
Would that disturb you? Only if the Monkey had eaten corn or peanuts.
Why? Cause corn and peanuts are not digestible
Are you going to visit your fairy god mother? Only if she puts out.
Are you sure? Pretty Sure
Do you like potatoes? Only if it is spelt correctly.
What kinda potaoes? any kind except Sweet Potatoes
Do you like potatoes with some mayonaise? If it is Potato Salad
What would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos? Feel Sad.
Would you kick it? No, but I may scold it in the voice of Casey Casum
Do you think that penguins are awesome? I like how they have sex.
Are monkeys awesome too? Except when they pick lice off of another monkey and eat it.
How would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson? I would feel like an expensive ***** when he paid me off.
Why would you feel that way? Because I had sex with him, but then sued him and made money.
What would you do if aliens suck out your brain? Would they suck other things too?
What do you think of britany spears? I think she is weird, but I like that song "Do you want a peice of me?"
Do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on? Only if my date puts out.
Do you like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses? Not usually.
Are you sure? Pretty sure
What would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass? If it was a pretty girl: "Thank you very much." Anyone else: "Thank you."
Would this upset you? Not at all
Why? I like to have my ass grabbed.
How do you feel about chicken? I like how their toes point in different directions.
What would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night? a girl elf or a boy elf?
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Is this one of those surveys where I get a quarter when I am done?

Let me know what I won, I took a long time thinking of my answers.

Horfin

[homedawg]

LMAO, That was a joke survery I found on the net. You actually took the time to answer all those. Thanks for the laugh!

[Horfin]

Originally Posted by homedawg

Thanks for the laugh!

I was laughing the whole time I answered.

I figured you'd get a kick out of it. (beats work!)

[gadfly36]

great job horfin, I thought about answering it but you did a much better job than I would've.