TURDSday TURDS

[Stifler's Mom]

621-622 (+2.35 units)

Somehow avoided breaking over to the red last night, despite starting 0-2 on the afternoon games, and adding a stupid ill advised under on BOS/BALT.

Maybe today is the day i completely piss away the huge season I had and hit the - side...

Flubs/Reds over 9.5

2 units

Reds +330

1 unit

Josh Fogg sucks. So do the Reds. So why play them? Or the over for that matter. Especially when they're facing the mighty Flubs and looney Zambrano.

Well first of all, what has Zambrano done lately? Lets see.....get lit up? Fail to record a victory in over a month? Last time he pitched at home he got slaughtered by the Cardinals, so it's not like it's just a home/road thing either. Word is he might be trying to pitch thru an injury....although i have no way of verifying that or knowing for sure. At +330, rumor is enough.

Then, there's the fact that the wind will apparently be blowing slightly out towards left today (in the forecast i saw), which can be supported by the fact that the total jumped from 8.5 to 9.5. Anytime a total goes THRU 9 one way or the other, there is good reason for it, and I believe that reason here is that the wind is indeed blowing OUT today at Wrigley.

If a wild home run fest arrises, who knows what the hell can happen....and again, at +330, I'll take my shot....especially since Fogg is a bit of a sinkerballer.

More in a bit, but i gotta get this in as game time is approaching....

[Stifler's Mom]

LA Dodgers/Arizona parlay -120
SF Giants RL +130

2 units each

[Stifler's Mom]

Nats +245

Another ridiculous line. Look for the 1 run Phils win here, since I didn't take the +1.5, just like the ****in Reds that I could have got +1.5 +170

Twins +150
Seattle -105

2 units each