Sunday turds

[Stifler's Mom]

ytd 711-723 (+15.90 units)

Fucking Mets bullpen made me go from 5-1 to 3-3 yesterday in costing me in 2 different plays. With that horrific pen, they should be a sweet fade in the post season...

And fuck Seattle too. I would back those douches at +150 today with King Felix, but I thought these pieces of shit could win each of the last 3 days against an LAA team with not much to play for. Guess there's a reason they're 102.5 games out of first....

I came up with 3 for today. Most of my time was spent capping NFL, lol, but these 3 really stand out at huge value to me....

Boston RL +160 (Lester/Halladay)
Phillies RL +145 (gm 1 Blanton/Bush)
White Sox RL +135 (gm 1 Vazquez/Verlander)

2 units each

[Stifler's Mom]

I fucking hate Jonathan Papelpiss. I don't know how many fucking games that douche bag has cost me this year, but it's in the double digits. Fucking piece of shit