saTURDay TURDS 5/2

[Stifler's Mom]

reg plays 104-109 (-26.29 units)
fave rl's 32-65 (-9.01 units)
overall 136-174 (-35.30 units)
faves who won by 1 run: 15 of 97 (15.46%)

Good thing I laid off the ****bag Nats today

Mid day turds:

Mets +101
Braves/ASStros under 8 -125

2 units each

Night time turds later

[Stifler's Mom]

adding:

Tampon Bay +112
Brewers +110
Tampon Bay/Boston under 9 +105

2 units each

[Stifler's Mom]

How a major league pitcher walks in the winning run on a pitch that was not really even close is beyond me. You'd think that once you get to the major league level, you'd be able to throw the ball for a strike at will....and considering the consequences of throwing a ball are losing, you'd think the jackass would throw a strike. Sounds simple enough, but apparently it's really not....

Anyway, I like the chalk tonight. Isn't that special....

Texas -132
Seattle -131
LA Dodgers -165
Seattle/Oakland under 8.5 -115
LA Dodgers/Padres over 8.5 110

2 units each

Texas rl +140
Seattle rl +155
LA Dodgers rl +120

1/2 unit each