Memorial turds

[Stifler's Mom]

reg plays 230-217 (-2.20 units)
fave rl's 73-110 (-1.45 units)
overall 303-327 (-3.65 units)
faves who won by 1 run: 30 of 183 (16.39%)

White Sux losing yesturday as -200 faves because of loser Booby Jenks hurt, although if the entire team didn't suck so badly, they would have scored more off horrible ass Karstens anyway...

Today:

Reds +107
Brewers/Cards under 7.5 -105
Texas -110
Detroit -129
Colorado -135
Arizona -132
SF Giants +126

2 units each

Texas rl +160
Detroit rl +125
Colorado rl +135
Arizona rl +155

1/2 unit each

[Stifler's Mom]

adding:

Tribe -101
Phillies -120
LA Angels -150

2 units each

Tribe rl +180
Phillies rl +165
LA Angels rl +125

1/2 unit each

Old Man River owns FLA, and FLA just sucks anyway. But I always lose FLA games, for or against, so whatever....this one will probably be no different. Too good of a line for me to pass up here to get clearly the better team, and Moyer in a spot where he's continually succeeded. For the record, i would have taken FLA yesterday, and won, but i ignored it, which of course, was once again the wrong choice in a game involving Florida, lol

Speaking of Moyer, TB hasn't won at Cleveland since he was at his high school prom, or close to it. If there's a team in mlb better than their record, it's the Indians, and I like getting them at what amounts to a home dog price here. Played the rl at -1.5 +180 because it was offered at such at my book. Cleveland opened this one as the fave, and then public action on the Rays pushed TB into fave status, but I guess the rl didn't follow suit.

The White Sox just plain suck on the road where they're 7-14. Swervin Irvin quality at night and at home almost every time, and the Angels were just about automatic both at home and vs LHP last year, and are a respectable 12-8 @ home and 8-6 vs LHP so far this year, despite their ****ty bullpen.

Basically I just can't really see the White Sux bouncing back and getting this win in what amounts to a pretty tough spot here after blowing it yesterday vs the hapless Pirates offense and with travel, unless Santana gives it up with free passes, or the Angels offense fails to score, or something.

Angels and Tribe pens worry me, but I like the other matchups too much to pass, and both have improved slightly over the last week or two, although neither still being much to get excited about.

[FultonStreetBlues]

good day so far stiff, gl tonight.

[Stifler's Mom]

LOL @ Carmona. 4 straight walks. He really sucks.

And how bout that D'Backs pen

[Stifler's Mom]

Tribe

Makes up for the Arizona meltdown....sorta