Listed below, you'll find poker quotes and sayings from professional poker players as well as many which nobody knows where the hell the came from. Many are very funny and famous as well! Enjoy!
"If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. "
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. " - Steven Wright
"Holdem is to stud what chess is to checkers." - Johnny Moss
"Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. " - V.P. Pappy
"Don't gamble with money that you cannot afford to lose either financially or emotionaly."
Two friends sitting at the same table..."Hey Joe, you sat down 15 minutes ago, aren't you going to say hello?" Joe says, "Oh, Steve! Hi, how are you? I didn't recognize you...you've got chips in front of you!"
“How can you fold now when you don't even know what cards are coming on the flop?”
"I never win with that hand, but it's one of my favorites."
"All you need is a chip and a chair."
"Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!" - Dutch Boyd
"I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet." - Lou Krieger
"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead." - The Great Jackie Robinson
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