what guys are really thinking.

[bigbag12]

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to ******* true!!

[bigbag12]

Knew a guy in college that used to get laid more than the rest of us....his pickup line, simple and direct:

"Hey, do you wanna f@#k or do I owe you an apology!"

Man if we said what we were really thinking, I've gotta feeling that there would be alot more boyscouts in the world...LMFAO

Circle jerk time:huddle:

easiest way to get laid in coolege, was to go up to women right at last call,tap her on the shoulder and say ok come on time to go home.

i swear, you always got this strange look for 3 seconds, then a big smile and a OK lets go. worked 9 out of 10 times.

note though, it was always better to go to her house, as you did not want her waking up at your and having her know where you live.

[joepa66]

Knew a guy in college that used to get laid more than the rest of us....his pickup line, simple and direct:

"Hey, do you wanna f@#k or do I owe you an apology!"

Man if we said what we were really thinking, I've gotta feeling that there would be alot more boyscouts in the world...LMFAO

Circle jerk time:huddle:

your right, once you drop the porno line, chicks are all for that ****!

[NevadaJay]

Chicks love getting painted. You just have to give them the 'trust me honey, this is really hot...I've seen it a bunch of times in all the pornos'.

[homedawg]

Dude, if she wont swallow pre marriage, call it off! You chance of getting her to swallow your "baby seed" is very low.

If she is dumb, just tell her thats how you get pregnant.

:ohman: much better when ya, paintin' dat face:blackeye:

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

Dude, if she wont swallow pre marriage, call it off! You chance of getting her to swallow your "baby seed" is very low.

If she is dumb, just tell her thats how you get pregnant.

LOL.

[Fish2006]

Dude, if she wont swallow pre marriage, call it off! You chance of getting her to swallow your "baby seed" is very low.

If she is dumb, just tell her thats how you get pregnant.

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

unfortunately....that smiley applies alot more.

And I'm not even married yet!!

LMAO

[homedawg]

a "suck me" smiley.
Nice touch HD.

LMAO.

ya get one, or you can:

[Fish2006]

a "suck me" smiley.
Nice touch HD.

LMAO.

Suck me, beautiful! My name is Nova... Cassi-nova?

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

a "suck me" smiley.
Nice touch HD.

LMAO.

[homedawg]

:beerbang:

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

LOL

Without crying...

[Fish2006]

ROFLMAO

This is a contract that states you will be giving me a BJ, and perhaps a teabag... priceless!