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  • Man uses clever card to break up with cheating girlfriend

    Saw this on Yahoo this morning and felt compelled to add to the Warlord thread...

    Man uses clever card to break up with cheating girlfriend.

    When this man found out his girlfriend cheated, he took a more passive aggressive approach to break up with her using a card.

    The card was uploaded to Imgur by and judging from the front, which reads “This Card Will Feel Heavy” it appears to be a nice gesture.




    But once opened, the guy had scratched out “tons of good thoughts” and replaced it with her house key, physically taped to the card. Then using a pink pen he added a brief message underneath that spells out her cheating tendencies.



    From texting a guy named Michael to going on dates with Jared and then getting drinks with Derek, the now ex-girlfriend sure had it coming.

    “Now that you’re single, you don’t need to feel guilty …” he wrote in the card.


    One person applauded the man for a job well done.

    Some comments received were...
    “Seems like an adult way to deal with the situation,”
    “Daaaamn! That sucks. But also; daaamn, that is one of the best responses I’ve seen. Hats of to you for keeping your head about you.”


    The best part of his approach was when he decided to give his ex-girlfriend the card during his birthday dinner celebration. And apparently it was the perfect icing on the cake.

    “Probably my favourite birthday so far,” he wrote.

    It remains a mystery how the ex-girlfriend reacted upon getting the card but needless to say, the two have parted ways.
    Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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    • Hey Mike

      IF EVER GOT BUSTED FOR STALKIN'. GOOD ADVICE, DON'T STALK YOUR NEIGHBORS CORN FIELD.
      If its fun, do it

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      • IF YOUR THIRD WIFE NEVER CUT HER TOE NAILS AND A YEAR LATER THEY WERE SO LONG THEY HAD DUST BUNNIES UNDER THEM

        WARLORD
        If its fun, do it

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        • IF EVERYTIME YOU GO TO THE POST OFFICE, YOU HAVE THE URGE TO CHECK OUT THE FBI TOP TEN MOST WANTED POSTERS, NOT TO SEE IF YOUR ON IT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GRADUATED TO AMERICA'S MOST WANTED YET. IN THIS SMALL TOWN OF LURAY VIRGINIA, THEY HAVEN'T UPDATED THEIR LIST SINCE 1947 AND STILL HAD POSTES OF OLD GANGSTERS OF AL CAPONE, JAMES CAGNEY, HUMPHY BOGART, EDWARD G ROBINSON, BORIS KARLOFF AND GEORGE RAFT.

          :beer2:
          If its fun, do it

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          • IFYOU EVER HAD TWO DOGS GET STUCK AND THEN FOUND YOUR MOM AND DAD TWO WEEKS LATER STUCK AND YOU TOLD YOUR LIL' SISTER TO START BOILING WATER..

            JUS THAT SIMPLE
            Last edited by yomonte; 05-14-2016, 05:29 PM.
            If its fun, do it

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            • IF YOU KNOW A GUY THAT JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND THE FIRST THING HE DID WAS HIRE A LAWYER TO SUE THE STATE BOARD OF CORRECTIONS CAUSE UPON HIS ARRIVAL AT PRISON, THEY WOULDN'T ISSUE HIM A RAPE WHISTLE.

              AS MEESTER WOULD SAY

              BWAAAHAAAAHAAA
              If its fun, do it

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              • MY FIFTH WIFE WAS A BLOWUP SEX DOLL. I CAME HOME EARLY AND CAUGHT HER IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HERE FACE.

                DOH
                If its fun, do it

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                • I QUIT SEEING MY SHRINK CAUSE I DID THE MATH AND WHAT I WAS PAYING HER AN HOUR, I COULD RENT THREE PROSTITUTES AND STILL HAD ENOUGH LEFT FOR A SNICKERS BAR. PLUS, SHE WAS GONNA TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER I HAD ILLUSIONS OF GRAND JURY.
                  Last edited by yomonte; 09-16-2016, 12:30 PM.
                  If its fun, do it

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                  • IF YOU REALLY KNOW A GUY WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND SAW HIM AT A FAMILY REUNION SITTING ON A FOLDING CHAIR AND ASKED HIM IF THAT UNPADDED CHAIR WAS HARD TO SIT ON....TRUE DAT!
                    Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                    • IF YOU EVER RE-GIFTED A GIFT CARD TO SOMEONE FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY A MONTH AFTER THEY GAVE IT TO YOU FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU HATE APPLEBEES....:thumbs:
                      Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                      • If you ever showered getting ready to fly to Vegas, slipped on your bathroom floor, did the splits, strained both of your groins and busted your big toe on the base of the toilet, are 44 years old and had to rent a scooter to get around the casino/sportsbook/back to your room AND THEN are going back the next year and renting a scooter again even though you aint banged up this time...

                        YOU ARE SURELY A PROUD WARLORD!

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                        • IF YOU EVER ASKED A LIMO DRIVER WHILE STANDING OUTSIDE A VEGAS HOTEL WHILE A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS WAS LOADING UP FOR THE DINNER TRIP TO AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT IF THEY SERVED EMPINADAS AND HE REPLIED THAT HE WASNT MEXICAN BUT MIDDLE EUROPEAN (Wth is that?), AND YOU STILL ASKED "DO THEY HAVE THEM OR NOT"? You probably are....
                          Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                          • [QUOTE=joepa66;343931]HE WASNT MEXICAN BUT MIDDLE EUROPEAN (QUOTE]

                            sounds like he was from Iraq
                            If its fun, do it

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                            • I call my dog a mutt cause it was gang raped by Lassie and Rin Tin Tin
                              If its fun, do it

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                              • YO!

                                Hey man, "You seen my baseball?" lol Thanks for the baseball man! I put it in with my son's collection.

                                Love,

                                Wilson

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