Gambling Full-Time

[coreyschucky]

Toilet time:flush:

[FearTheRaven]

Anyway so I have to take the browns to the super bowl

:nice: :pud: :ba: :flush:

[BoKnows]

if you made $100 a day, you could live off of that...

that's not hard at all...

? Yes maybe if you wanted to be on welfare. Seriously though.........it seems that we get a post like this yearly. This needs to fall under the Warlord sticky! Under...

You just may be a Warlord if you go into a gambling forum and ask other gamblers about their thoughts on gambling as a profession when you never post any picks so that you can be viewed as a worthy and competent gambler, to ask such a question, to which you would know the answer if you were worthy. Thanks for the laugh though!

[BoKnows]

:ohman: I wish my computer worked in the ****ter, because this is a good read!

Brandon is that you....................................I cant wait for your picks for this weekend!!Since you Rock at picking football, curious to why you did not post any plays for the novice cappers amongst you last weekend? Please please please give us winners for this weekend. Thanks in advance. :nuts:

[TheCaymanIslands]

Wow, I'm utterly amazed...yeah, you go ahead and do that. I'll be watching the news for the '1 guy in millions' who the IRS audits and throws the ******* book at. While you're at it, boast to your neighbors how much money you're making (cough cough) so that the first one you piss off will report you to speed up the process.

Yeah, we're the ignorant ones here...

Don't hate the playa, hate the game!

[NevadaJay]

No offense intended here guys, but you're all very ignorant when it comes to the tax system. There is a box to check on IRS returns called Professional Gambler. You sum up your winnings, put it one box, and sum up your losses and put it an another box.

So first of all, I would have to be AUDITED in order for the IRS to realize I was betting on the internet. And even then, nothing would happen. The IRS doesn't give a ****, as long as they get their money.

Remember Al Capone, he was put in jail for avoiding income taxes. Better to report, than not to report.

Wow, I'm utterly amazed...yeah, you go ahead and do that. I'll be watching the news for the '1 guy in millions' who the IRS audits and throws the ******* book at. While you're at it, boast to your neighbors how much money you're making (cough cough) so that the first one you piss off will report you to speed up the process.

Yeah, we're the ignorant ones here...

[TheCaymanIslands]

No offense intended here guys, but you're all very ignorant when it comes to the tax system. There is a box to check on IRS returns called Professional Gambler. You sum up your winnings, put it one box, and sum up your losses and put it an another box.

So first of all, I would have to be AUDITED in order for the IRS to realize I was betting on the internet. And even then, nothing would happen. The IRS doesn't give a ****, as long as they get their money.

Remember Al Capone, he was put in jail for avoiding income taxes. Better to report, than not to report.

[PaulM]

tp/mm

:beerbang:

:nuts:

[JayCol]

It may be possible that you are telling the truth, but unless you actually post your picks and build up a record people will believe that you are just boasting. So why not post your picks?

Your question is kind of silly. Of course if you can make money from betting you shouldn't work. Nobody would. You should move to Vegas to make it all legal. You can bet all that you want in Vegas (by breaking up your bets between the dozen different casinos).

JC

[NittanyLions94]

These are the threads Cuse dreams of, LMAO :nuts:

[Q-Unit]

way to make me look bad stif.

same thought, two different explanations. one had depth and one called him an idiot.

i still say mine was better LOL

[vazman05]

Easy now fellas... He has a huuuuuuge bankroll..... HUGE!

:surrender:

LOL, isnt this the same dude who was betting a grand a game during the NCAA tourney and asking some of the cappers for winners....hmmm...:nuts:

[CuseFan10]

Easy now fellas... He has a huuuuuuge bankroll..... HUGE!

:surrender:

[Q-Unit]

Sorry Nevada but although you might technically be correct, the government will NOT prosecute bettors because they would have to prosecute millions!!

you're an idiot.

if you're gonna claim your income to the IRS through online gambling which is illegal, and then spout off that the govt wont prosecute you because they have to do it to millions?

thats like saying you're gonna admit you always go over the speed limit, and report it the govt and then boldy say to their face, well you cant prosecute me cuz millions do it?!?! :bang:

[Stifler's Mom]

Sorry Nevada but although you might technically be correct, the government will NOT prosecute bettors because they would have to prosecute millions!!

So you're saying that they won't prosecute you for speeding either if you get caught, just because millions of people do it? Yes, i know it's not the federal government that prosecutes speeders, but same concept. Just because lots of people do something and not all of them could possibly be caught and busted, doesn't mean they won't or can't bust any specific one.

Sorry, and no offense, but this entire thread is just dumb.

Like rjp said, if you were good enough to do this for a living, you wouldn't have to ask.