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Old 11-09-2016, 04:29 PM
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IF YOU EVER ASKED A LIMO DRIVER WHILE STANDING OUTSIDE A VEGAS HOTEL WHILE A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS WAS LOADING UP FOR THE DINNER TRIP TO AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT IF THEY SERVED EMPINADAS AND HE REPLIED THAT HE WASNT MEXICAN BUT MIDDLE EUROPEAN (Wth is that?), AND YOU STILL ASKED "DO THEY HAVE THEM OR NOT"? You probably are....

MY CUP RUNNETH OVER! I ABSOLUTELY CHERISH THIS MEMORY!
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If it took you almost 7 years of convincing your boss you need a Vegas vacay to finally make a trip back to Vegas to be with your friends for a short while...

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
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Never tell a gay person your going to put your foot up their ass
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Lol, Yo, how you been man? Thanks for the advice--I've nearly made that mistake a few times--I ain't booosh*tinn neither.

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Hey Wilson, see ya soon.

If you quit eatin' road kill cause your shiit started smellin' like a baby diaper with a hint of outhouse.....AH NEVERMIND
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Old 08-01-2017, 02:13 PM
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If you go to Vegas for a 5 day trip and bring 15 pairs of underwear you are a beloved Warlord!
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and if you only wear one of them, you're definitely a warlord.
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Old 08-04-2017, 09:31 PM
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Hey Gads, after two hot chocolates and a shot, you'd get the squoits too. Or maybe the drips.
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I came home from work early and caught my blow up sex doll in bed with another man. I didn't get mad until I found out I wasn't gettin' sloppy seconds, but its OK, cause she has a yeast infection.
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My girl friend gave me two black eyes cause I wouldn't shut up the first time.
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I took up boxin' in my younger days. When I was 7, my mom got me the rockem sockem robots for xmas. I beat my little brother all the time but my little 4 year old sister beat me all the time. One time she hit my robot so hard, it knocked its head off. You shoulda seen that lil blue robot head fly across the room. That ended my boxing career.
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