YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[Kevin]

It is with much sadness that I have to announce that Yomonte has passed away. He absolutely lived for this forum thread.

Rest in Peace Phil! I will always love you forever man!

[Meestermike]

In honor of’May the 4th be with you…

[Meestermike]

^{And just cuz...}

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[Meestermike]

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

If your driveway to your house is ...



and your current house is ...



And you ...

[yomonte]

My 8th wife was top heavy to say the least. Her taters were so big, her cleavage went all the way up to her tracheostomy hole. If her cleavage went any higher, she'd have a double chin.

[yomonte]

I was going to make some vegetable soup yesterday, but half the carrots I bought had peronies disease

[yomonte]

I've been married 9 times, divorced 7 times. I got an anullmnet on my 4th wife and my 8th wife passed away. When she passed the funeral director asked me do you want her embalmed, cremated or buried. I said all three, I don't want to take any chances.

[yomonte]

Today I found out that a rub off is cheaper than a hand jig

[yomonte]

I told my brother Anthony to pour me a shot. He said its 6:00 in the morning. I said throw a a fkn cheerio in it.

[Kevin]

Same **** different day! CLASSIC!

[yomonte]

Kate Hudson has her moms booobs

[yomonte]

Hey Mike, glad to hear from ya

[Meestermike]

You might be a warlord if you can answer this...

Your healthy alternative

[yomonte]

Just to show you how worfless my 6th wife was, she broke a nail scratching her asss.

[yomonte]

I went to the pet store to buy a Jayhawk and they said they didn't have any. I thought to myself, they must be flying off the shelf.
BWAAHAAHAAHAA, *I know, not funny.