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  • Meestermike
    started a topic YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    PLEASE NOTE...
    IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND ARE IN DENIAL PLEASE CALL OUR WARLORD HOTLINE AT 1-800-555-1212. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
    OR JUST DIAL 0, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY THERE ALSO.

    In honor of Yomonte's wisdom,

    You just might be a WARLORD...

    IF YOU EVER POSTED A GAME TWO HOURS AFTER IT STARTED
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND POSTED YOU BET $1,000
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND AND POSTED YOU BET $100,000
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED IN ALL CAPS
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER WON A GAME AND POUNDED YOUR CHEST SO HARD IT CAVED IN
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER REPLIED TO YOUR THREAD TEN TIMES BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE DID
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER CLAIMED TO LIVE IN VEGAS AND REALLY LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK IN ALABAMA
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER WENT 1-0 AND THE NEXT DAY POSTED 2-0 IN YOUR YTD
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND ALL WERE BANNED
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER SIGNED UP UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOURSELF
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU HAD INSIDE INFO ON A GAME
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU WERE A WARLORD AND WAS'NT JOKING
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    IF YOU EVER POSTED A PRESEASON FOOTBALL GAME AS A GOY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    IF YOU EVER SENT KEVIN 10 EMAILS ASKING TO BE LET BACK IN AND HE SAID NO TEN TIMES AND YOUR STILL EMAILING HIM
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    I THINK MY PHONE RANG AGAIN...OR WAS IT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD..??....UNCLE YO WAS THAT YOU..??

    IF YOU EVER POSTED OPPOSITE PLAYS ON THE SAME GAME UNDER 2 DIFFERENT NAMES
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER WISHED YOUR FANS GOOD LUCK AFTER YOU WERE HERE ABOUT 3 DAYS
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU'RE ALREADY A TOUT AND YOU GOT A PLAY FROM ANOTHER TOUT AND POSTED IT AS YOUR NFL PRESEASON GOY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED A 6 TEAM PARLAY EVERYDAY FOR A YEAR AND NEVER WON ONE THEN TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF FROM POSTING AND CAME BACK AND SAID YOU HIT TWO 6 TEAM PARLAYS WHILE YOUR WERE GONE
    YOU JUST MIGHT GET ON MY NERVES

    IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET AND YOU DID'NT EVEN POST IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    IF YOU HAD TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER BECAUSE OLDER SISTER IN HIGH SCHOOL NEEDS IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU STATE THAT YOU LOST YOUR BET B/C YOUR STARTING PITCHER WAS HIT BY A SCREAMING LINE DRIVE IN THE 2ND INNINING AND CANNOT CONTINUE, ALTHOUGH HIS W/L RECORD IS SOMETHING LIKE 1-9 ON THE YEAR,
    YOU ARE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU WEAR A HAT WITH A PROPELLER ON IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND DARE ANYONE FROM THE FORUM TO CALL YOU, YOU'RE DEFINATELY A WARLORD.

    IF YOU POST PICTURES OF A SKELETON DRY HUMPING ANOTHER SKELETON, YOU ARE A WARLORD

    IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU ARE GOING TO SHAKE THEM
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU WRIGHT YOUR PICKS DOWN IN CRAYON
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU HANG WITH CHICKS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHILE SIPPING PINO COLADAS, HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HANDICAPPING COMPANY ON THE NET, YET STILL TAKE TIME TO POST AND ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN A POSTING FORUM......
    YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE A WARLORD!

    IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE MARTA SYSTEM TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY TO ACCESS A COMPUTER WITH AN IP ADDRESS THAT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED,
    YOU ARE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED IN A STUCK THREAD AND SAID IT SHOULD BE STUCK
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOUR MOM CALLS YOU FOR SUPPER AND YOU MISS YOUR GOY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLOARD IF YOU RISK 16K TO WIN 400 DOLLARS

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF.......YOU TELL EVERYONE YOUR FROM CLEARWATER FLORIDA AND A HURICANE COMES AND KNOCKS OUT EVERYONES POWER AND CABLE BUT YOU!!! YOU KEEP POSTING LIKE A WARLORD, ON THE NET NEVER MENTIONING A THING. JUST THE FACTSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IF YOU EVER HAD THIS BELOW YOU PICTURE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK-- VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "HEY, WATCH THIS" RIGHT BEFORE HE DIES.
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED CELEBRATING A WIN AFTER 5 INNINGS (OR HALFTIME IN ANY ANOTHER SPORT) BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS WAY AHEAD, ONLY TO END UP LOSING....
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOUR THREAD TITLE TAKES UP TWO LINES AND INCLUDES YOUR 80% + RECORD..
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU BEAT CBS SPORTSLINE ON POSTING UPDATES ABOUT HOW YOUR PLAY IS DOING
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!

    IF YOU HAVE 3 NEWBIES DEFENDING YOU IN AURGUEMENTS WITH GUYS THAT BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!

    IF YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE IS KOOL-AID WITH JUST KOOL-AID IN IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOUR MY WIFE....HELL....
    YOU THINK YOU ARE A WARLORD

    IF YOU ARE GROUNDED WHILST POSTING YOUR PLAYS...
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU HAVE TEAM X AT +7 THROUGH A LOCAL OR A BOOK NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE'S BOOK HAS THE SAME TEAM AT +4.5...
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU LOST YOUR ALLOWANCE LAST NIGHT ON WASH -3.5 AND ARE ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A $5 ADVANCE ON NEXT WEEK ALLOWANCE
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU HAVE EVER COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES IN YOUR BRAND NEW SCOOBIE DOO COLORING BOOK ON PURPOSE
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU CHOSE PUPPETS STANDING IN THERE BATH ROBES FOR YOUR AVATAR. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!

    YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD IF YOU CONSTANTLY BET THE BLUE JAYS!!!

    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....YOU CRY ABOUT LOSING ONE GAME WHEN YOU CLAM YOUR HITTING AT 70% FOR THE YEAR!!!!

    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....WHEN THE OTHER TEAM PUTS UP 2 RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING AND YOU ALREADY THREW IN THE TOWEL! PISSING AND MOANING WHY ME!!!!!

    IF YOUR WIFE EVER ASKED YOU TO VACUMN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING A NASCAR RACE, AND YOU DID
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER MADE A POST DIRECTED AT KEVIN AND SAID "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" AND WAS'NT BANNED
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED "SPOONIE LUV...IS THAT YOU" AND YOU WERE'NT FLYERSFAN AND NOBODY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED YOUR SYSTEM WAS BETTING AGAINST TB AFTER THEY WON AND WAS GOING TO DOUBLE UP AGAINST THEM IF THEY WON TWO IN A ROW AND THEN TB WON 13 STRAIGHT GAMES
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER GOT A SUPRISE PACKAGE AND IT WAS TICKETS TO A SPORTING EVENT.
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU EVER SAW THE ODDS ON STREAKING AT THE SUPER BOWL AND DID IT..
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF......
    SOMEONE ASKED FOR ADVICE AND YOU WISHED THEM GOOD LUCK ON THEIR PLAY, WHEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN POST A PLAY!!!

    IF YOU JOIN A FORUM AND YOUR FIRST POST IS: HEY GUYS IM NEW MY YTD RECORD IS 70-10 I CAN MAKE YOU MONEY...
    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD...

    IF YOUR LOCATION SAYS YOUR FROM VIRGINIA BUT YOU REALLY LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA.....
    YOU ARE DEFINATELY THE MAN AND A WARLORD( UNCLE YO IS THAT YOU?)

    IF YOU THINK VIGORISH IS THAT FUNNY SMELLING LIQUID YOUR MOM USES FOR MOPPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!

    IF YOU THINK BETTING THE RUN LINE IS A BET ON TRACK AND FIELD
    YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!

    IF YOU POST THIS :beer2: MORE THAN FOUR TIMES IN EVERY DAMM POST
    YOU MAKE YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
    Last edited by yomonte; 12-13-2007, 06:42 PM.

  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    Thanx for the smile JP

    I did ALOT of drugs back in the late 60's and early 70's and my drug of choice was, what ever they gave that put me in that drug induced coma. That chit was the the bomb. I was out like 3 months or more
    LOL....did you even recognize yourself when you woke up!

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  • yomonte
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    Thanx for the smile JP

    I did ALOT of drugs back in the late 60's and early 70's and my drug of choice was, what ever they gave that put me in that drug induced coma. That chit was the the bomb. I was out like 3 months or more

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  • joepa66
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    If your are mad that your wife was in bed with another woman and your sex doll is a man.....you might be a warlord.

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  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    First off, I'm glad I ain't the only one posting dum chit here

    I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with another woman. I was mad until I noticed it wasn't another woman, but in fact it was my blow up sex doll I had hid in the attic
    LMAO....

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  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by Meestermike View Post
    You might be a warlord cuz...
    I canít make this **** up

    Should have a least used a thong or stuck his nose out the pee hole....

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  • yomonte
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    I swear, I didn't know that ending a sentence with a proposition was a misdermeanor. I ain't boooooo chittiiiiiiin

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  • yomonte
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    First off, I'm glad I ain't the only one posting dum chit here

    I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with another woman. I was mad until I noticed it wasn't another woman, but in fact it was my blow up sex doll I had hid in the attic

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  • Meestermike
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    You might be a warlord cuz...
    I canít make this **** up

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  • Meestermike
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    You might be a warlord
    A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck. "Go up to the road and get help," he said. "But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him."

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  • yomonte
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    I came home from work and said, honey I'm home and I have a bottle of asperin. She said I don't have a headache. I said OK lets FK

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  • yomonte
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    The way to a mans heart is thru his liver

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  • yomonte
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    Hey Wilson, hows it goin'. Did I forget to mention that the guy that drowned was drinkin' with me before he drowned. Life is good till they start throwin' dirt on ya. Daammm I can't wait ta see ya again. see ya bro.

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  • Wilson
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    Yo, that's hilarious!

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  • yomonte
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    This guy was swimming in the ocean off Atlantic City and started to drown and the life guard swam out to save him. The guy said, its OK, god will save me. a row boat comes by and he tells them, its OK god will save me. A steam boat comes by and he says, its OK god will save me. He drowns and goes to heaven and asks god, why didn't you save me, and god said "you stupid piece of ****. God dammlit, I Sent you two boats and a fkn lifeguard, you stupid asssss.

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