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  • Meestermike
    started a topic YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    PLEASE NOTE...
    IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND ARE IN DENIAL PLEASE CALL OUR WARLORD HOTLINE AT 1-800-555-1212. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
    OR JUST DIAL 0, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY THERE ALSO.

    In honor of Yomonte's wisdom,

    You just might be a WARLORD...

    IF YOU EVER POSTED A GAME TWO HOURS AFTER IT STARTED
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND POSTED YOU BET $1,000
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND AND POSTED YOU BET $100,000
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED IN ALL CAPS
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER WON A GAME AND POUNDED YOUR CHEST SO HARD IT CAVED IN
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER REPLIED TO YOUR THREAD TEN TIMES BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE DID
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER CLAIMED TO LIVE IN VEGAS AND REALLY LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK IN ALABAMA
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER WENT 1-0 AND THE NEXT DAY POSTED 2-0 IN YOUR YTD
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND ALL WERE BANNED
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER SIGNED UP UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOURSELF
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU HAD INSIDE INFO ON A GAME
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU WERE A WARLORD AND WAS'NT JOKING
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    IF YOU EVER POSTED A PRESEASON FOOTBALL GAME AS A GOY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    IF YOU EVER SENT KEVIN 10 EMAILS ASKING TO BE LET BACK IN AND HE SAID NO TEN TIMES AND YOUR STILL EMAILING HIM
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    I THINK MY PHONE RANG AGAIN...OR WAS IT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD..??....UNCLE YO WAS THAT YOU..??

    IF YOU EVER POSTED OPPOSITE PLAYS ON THE SAME GAME UNDER 2 DIFFERENT NAMES
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER WISHED YOUR FANS GOOD LUCK AFTER YOU WERE HERE ABOUT 3 DAYS
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU'RE ALREADY A TOUT AND YOU GOT A PLAY FROM ANOTHER TOUT AND POSTED IT AS YOUR NFL PRESEASON GOY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED A 6 TEAM PARLAY EVERYDAY FOR A YEAR AND NEVER WON ONE THEN TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF FROM POSTING AND CAME BACK AND SAID YOU HIT TWO 6 TEAM PARLAYS WHILE YOUR WERE GONE
    YOU JUST MIGHT GET ON MY NERVES

    IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET AND YOU DID'NT EVEN POST IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

    IF YOU HAD TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER BECAUSE OLDER SISTER IN HIGH SCHOOL NEEDS IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU STATE THAT YOU LOST YOUR BET B/C YOUR STARTING PITCHER WAS HIT BY A SCREAMING LINE DRIVE IN THE 2ND INNINING AND CANNOT CONTINUE, ALTHOUGH HIS W/L RECORD IS SOMETHING LIKE 1-9 ON THE YEAR,
    YOU ARE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU WEAR A HAT WITH A PROPELLER ON IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND DARE ANYONE FROM THE FORUM TO CALL YOU, YOU'RE DEFINATELY A WARLORD.

    IF YOU POST PICTURES OF A SKELETON DRY HUMPING ANOTHER SKELETON, YOU ARE A WARLORD

    IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU ARE GOING TO SHAKE THEM
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU WRIGHT YOUR PICKS DOWN IN CRAYON
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU HANG WITH CHICKS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHILE SIPPING PINO COLADAS, HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HANDICAPPING COMPANY ON THE NET, YET STILL TAKE TIME TO POST AND ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN A POSTING FORUM......
    YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE A WARLORD!

    IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE MARTA SYSTEM TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY TO ACCESS A COMPUTER WITH AN IP ADDRESS THAT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED,
    YOU ARE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED IN A STUCK THREAD AND SAID IT SHOULD BE STUCK
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOUR MOM CALLS YOU FOR SUPPER AND YOU MISS YOUR GOY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLOARD IF YOU RISK 16K TO WIN 400 DOLLARS

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF.......YOU TELL EVERYONE YOUR FROM CLEARWATER FLORIDA AND A HURICANE COMES AND KNOCKS OUT EVERYONES POWER AND CABLE BUT YOU!!! YOU KEEP POSTING LIKE A WARLORD, ON THE NET NEVER MENTIONING A THING. JUST THE FACTSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IF YOU EVER HAD THIS BELOW YOU PICTURE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK-- VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "HEY, WATCH THIS" RIGHT BEFORE HE DIES.
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED CELEBRATING A WIN AFTER 5 INNINGS (OR HALFTIME IN ANY ANOTHER SPORT) BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS WAY AHEAD, ONLY TO END UP LOSING....
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOUR THREAD TITLE TAKES UP TWO LINES AND INCLUDES YOUR 80% + RECORD..
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU BEAT CBS SPORTSLINE ON POSTING UPDATES ABOUT HOW YOUR PLAY IS DOING
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!

    IF YOU HAVE 3 NEWBIES DEFENDING YOU IN AURGUEMENTS WITH GUYS THAT BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!

    IF YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE IS KOOL-AID WITH JUST KOOL-AID IN IT
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOUR MY WIFE....HELL....
    YOU THINK YOU ARE A WARLORD

    IF YOU ARE GROUNDED WHILST POSTING YOUR PLAYS...
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU HAVE TEAM X AT +7 THROUGH A LOCAL OR A BOOK NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE'S BOOK HAS THE SAME TEAM AT +4.5...
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU LOST YOUR ALLOWANCE LAST NIGHT ON WASH -3.5 AND ARE ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A $5 ADVANCE ON NEXT WEEK ALLOWANCE
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU HAVE EVER COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES IN YOUR BRAND NEW SCOOBIE DOO COLORING BOOK ON PURPOSE
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU CHOSE PUPPETS STANDING IN THERE BATH ROBES FOR YOUR AVATAR. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!

    YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD IF YOU CONSTANTLY BET THE BLUE JAYS!!!

    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....YOU CRY ABOUT LOSING ONE GAME WHEN YOU CLAM YOUR HITTING AT 70% FOR THE YEAR!!!!

    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....WHEN THE OTHER TEAM PUTS UP 2 RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING AND YOU ALREADY THREW IN THE TOWEL! PISSING AND MOANING WHY ME!!!!!

    IF YOUR WIFE EVER ASKED YOU TO VACUMN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING A NASCAR RACE, AND YOU DID
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER MADE A POST DIRECTED AT KEVIN AND SAID "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" AND WAS'NT BANNED
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED "SPOONIE LUV...IS THAT YOU" AND YOU WERE'NT FLYERSFAN AND NOBODY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER POSTED YOUR SYSTEM WAS BETTING AGAINST TB AFTER THEY WON AND WAS GOING TO DOUBLE UP AGAINST THEM IF THEY WON TWO IN A ROW AND THEN TB WON 13 STRAIGHT GAMES
    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    IF YOU EVER GOT A SUPRISE PACKAGE AND IT WAS TICKETS TO A SPORTING EVENT.
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

    IF YOU EVER SAW THE ODDS ON STREAKING AT THE SUPER BOWL AND DID IT..
    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF......
    SOMEONE ASKED FOR ADVICE AND YOU WISHED THEM GOOD LUCK ON THEIR PLAY, WHEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN POST A PLAY!!!

    IF YOU JOIN A FORUM AND YOUR FIRST POST IS: HEY GUYS IM NEW MY YTD RECORD IS 70-10 I CAN MAKE YOU MONEY...
    YOU MAYBE A WARLORD...

    IF YOUR LOCATION SAYS YOUR FROM VIRGINIA BUT YOU REALLY LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA.....
    YOU ARE DEFINATELY THE MAN AND A WARLORD( UNCLE YO IS THAT YOU?)

    IF YOU THINK VIGORISH IS THAT FUNNY SMELLING LIQUID YOUR MOM USES FOR MOPPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!

    IF YOU THINK BETTING THE RUN LINE IS A BET ON TRACK AND FIELD
    YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!

    IF YOU POST THIS :beer2: MORE THAN FOUR TIMES IN EVERY DAMM POST
    YOU MAKE YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
    Last edited by yomonte; 12-13-2007, 06:42 PM.

  • yomonte
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    My buddy agion't feelin' good so he goes.to the doctor comes back an hour later with lab results. Says you only got 10 minutes to live/ My bud says 10 minutes, ain't there something you can do for me. the doctor says oh ..of..course ..I can make you a ham sammich

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  • Wilson
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    lol That's some funny stuff Mike!

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  • Meestermike
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    With all the hype here in Canada about cannabis legalization this point is a great chuckle.

    You are a Warlord if you can say...

    Sooo my bitch ass neighbor downstairs called the cops cuz I was smoking a dube on my balcony. The cops arrive and ask me 'OK, where's the weed at?' I said 'I smoked it all'. The officer then asks ' where'd you buy it?' I said from my neighbor' So now they're down at his house searching through all of his ****.

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  • joepa66
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    Great to see ya back YO! I tried to phone, but the head nurse said she was too busy earning her title, the wet nurse was donning some sort of scuba gear, while the doctor was trying to stick some type of cage apparatus around you midsection because he misdiagnosed you as having Peyronies Disease. It must have been a huge misunderstanding since you said you had Donkey KONG as a kid.....smh!

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  • yomonte
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    I went to the neighborhood they call little mehico to rent a whore. They say they charge by how long it takes to get to the hospital. For instance, $20 means you got 20 mins to get their so I paid $30 cause I didn't know where the hospital was. God forbid ya get $5 hand jig

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  • yomonte
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    I can't believe my third grade teacher didn't know I was joking when I told her what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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  • yomonte
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    Originally posted by Meestermike View Post
    You might be a warlord if

    I do see a beer in that pic and its me holding it. Look at the left top. Ya kinda gotta squint your eyes. But that's me.

    YO

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  • Meestermike
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    .

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  • Meestermike
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    You might be a warlord if

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  • Meestermike
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    You qualify if you can answer this question...

    P.S. No disrespect intended.

    HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN YOU FIT IN A PAIR OF PANTYHOSE? :surrender: :surrender:

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  • Wilson
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    Pick up line

    Wow! All I got right now. Yo, you're a genius! :beerbang:

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  • yomonte
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    I have a new pick up line for chicks and it has worked like a charm. Well, it worked on that waitress at the Waffell house when I said "I'd like to give you a hicky on the pusssy lip of your choice. She got all wobbly kneed and in a high pitched voice said, I get off at seven. That line works dude.

    YO

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  • JB
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    If you ever make a bet on one game, and then choose to hedge that bet, but you wind up hedging by making a bet on the wrong game....

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • yomonte
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    My blow up sex doll committed suiside yester day. She took a kanife and cut out her air intake valve. She was right cute and I'm going to miss her.

    I ain't booooochiiiiitn

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