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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT INTO A BAR AND SEEN THIS GIRL YOU RECONIZED AND YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU KNEW HER FROM AND THEN IT CAME TO YOU, IT WAS YOUR EX WIFE TWICE REMOVED.

    I DON'T GET IT EITHER
    Last edited by yomonte; 09-25-2015, 08:50 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER SOLD PENCILES OUT OF A CUP FOR 50 CENTS IN FRONT OF WALMARK AND WORE SUN GLASSES TO MAKE EVERYBODY THINK YOU WAS BLIND AND WAS PULLING IN $100,OOO A YEAR ON A BAD YEAR.

    I AIN'T.........

    -5 FOR SPELLING

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  • joepa66
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    If you was ever unemployed and waiting for a sign from above to tell you what to do, opened up your prescription bottle to give a friend with an abscessed tooth one of your pills for back pain and thought the man upstairs just wanted you make people be happy......
    Last edited by joepa66; 09-06-2015, 02:38 PM.

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  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    Joepa, I just now got the deeper meaning to your post. DAT SHIIT IS FUNNY
    Now me is calling it piled higher and dummer cause those people ain't got no common sens!

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  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE A NAKED MAGICIAN PULLED A RABBIT OUT OF

    GERBLES I UNDERSTAND, BUT A WABBIT

    Joepa, your up to the plate

    If'n you ever went up to a woman in a store and told her that her string was hanging out but she was just wearing a rope belt.....

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER CALLED THE FLORIST TO HAVE A DOZEN ROSES SENT TO YOUR GIRLFREIND AND THE FLORIST SAID, WE HAVE MARIJUANA PLANTS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, AND YOU CHECKED YOU ACCOUNT BALLANCE AND MAXED OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD AND HAD TO RENT A STORAGE UNIT TO.......AH NEVERMIND

    -5 FOR SPELLING

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO VEGAS WITH PLANS OF GETTIN' MARRIED, BUT LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY AT THE BLACK JACK TABLE BUT HAD JUST ENOUGH LEFT TO PAY FOR TWO "I DO'S" AT THE DRIVE THRU AT THE CHAPEL OF LUB AND SPEND YOUR HONEYMOON AT THE LANDFILL.

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  • Kevin
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    Lovin' the beer gut muscle lol

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT TO A BUDDIES HOUSE ON SUNDAY TO WATCH FOOTBALL AND YOU DRANK SO MUCH BEER, THAT YOU PULLED A BEER GUT MUSCLE.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOUR BUDDY HAD A SHIIITY JOB, BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET. AND YOU SEEN HIM THE NEXT WEEK, AND YOU SAID MAN, YOUR DOING GOOD. HE SAID I GOT RICH OVER NIGHT IN THE LUMBER BISNESS, AND YOU SAID RICH OVER NIGHT IN LUMBER . HE SAID YEAH, I FOUND OUT I HAD TREES ON MY PROPERTY

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOUR WIFE EVER BOUGHT A NEW DRESS AND ASKED YOU, DOES THIS MAKE MY ASSS LOOK BIG AND YOU REPLIED. "BIG, THAT MOTHER FKR IS HUMONGUS, WHY I'D BET THAT EVERY ELEPHANT IN 4,000 MILE RADIUS IS JEALOUS.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER GOT BUSTED AND YOUR PUBIC DEFENDER SAID THE JUDGE IS GONNA SEND YOU TO THE GAS CHAMBER AND WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THEY WERE ONLY GONNA USE 87 OCTANE. YOU PLED DOWN TO HAVING SEX WITH A DEAD PIG.

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  • yomonte
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    Kevin, he was doin' every bit of a hunert and I was scared and when you was't lookin' I snuct on my seetbelt

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT TO PRISON AND THE ONLY NAME ON YOUR VISITING LIST WAS YOUR DOG

    NOW THAT AIN'T NO BOOOSHIIIT

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  • Kevin
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    You might just be a warlord if you ever rode in a taxi with a guy and the taxi driver did 75 down a city street and your buddy asked for his business card after he got out of the cab and you thought the reason that he asked for the business card was to complain to management when the real reason that he asked for the business card was so that he could call him the next time he needs a taxi!

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