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  • yomonte
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    if WHEN YOU WAS GOING THRU PUBERTY AND WAS TIRED OF MASTURBATING, SO YOU WENT ON GUNNY GOOGLE AND DID A SEARCH FOR "NEED SOME HEAD" AND THIS WAS THE ONLY SITE THAT POPPED UP.

    With 35 Academy Award nominations, eight-time Oscar winner Edith Head emerged from Hollywood's fitting rooms to become a household name.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLASS BUT ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HANG WITH HAVE PLENTY OF CLASS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THEY THINK, CAUSE STUDY HALL DON'T COUNT

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL WHEN YOU WAS GOIN' THRU PUBERTY TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE OF "I DREAM OF JEANNIE" AND "THE FLYING NUN"

    I'M JUS KIDDIN' I NEVER DID THAT I SWEAR. YOU DO BELIEVE ME DON'T YOU.

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  • yomonte
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    Originally posted by Horfin View Post
    That never gets old!
    Its jus some stupid shiit I post ever now and a again. But that is a classic. No Less.

    Horf!n, your the best man

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  • Horfin
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    IF YOU WAS WATCHIN' THE NEWS AND THEY SAID A BRAZILIAN DIED SKY DIVING OFF THE SOUTHERN TIP OF CALIFORNIA AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS, IS A BRAZILIAN MORE THAN A GAZILIAN

    I AIN'T BOOOO****TIN

    That never gets old!

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE HOOD AND BOUGHT HEMP CAUSE REAL WEED MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SUFFER FROM PARANOID SNITZELFREENIA
    Last edited by yomonte; 09-28-2015, 06:47 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU LOVE YOUR DOG MORE THAN YOURSELF AND YOU REALLY LOVE ME ME ME. ...AH NEVERMIND

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT INTO A BAR AND SEEN THIS GIRL YOU RECONIZED AND YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU KNEW HER FROM AND THEN IT CAME TO YOU, IT WAS YOUR EX WIFE TWICE REMOVED.

    I DON'T GET IT EITHER
    Last edited by yomonte; 09-25-2015, 08:50 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER SOLD PENCILES OUT OF A CUP FOR 50 CENTS IN FRONT OF WALMARK AND WORE SUN GLASSES TO MAKE EVERYBODY THINK YOU WAS BLIND AND WAS PULLING IN $100,OOO A YEAR ON A BAD YEAR.

    I AIN'T.........

    -5 FOR SPELLING

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  • joepa66
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    If you was ever unemployed and waiting for a sign from above to tell you what to do, opened up your prescription bottle to give a friend with an abscessed tooth one of your pills for back pain and thought the man upstairs just wanted you make people be happy......
    Last edited by joepa66; 09-06-2015, 02:38 PM.

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  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    Joepa, I just now got the deeper meaning to your post. DAT SHIIT IS FUNNY
    Now me is calling it piled higher and dummer cause those people ain't got no common sens!

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  • joepa66
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE A NAKED MAGICIAN PULLED A RABBIT OUT OF

    GERBLES I UNDERSTAND, BUT A WABBIT

    Joepa, your up to the plate

    If'n you ever went up to a woman in a store and told her that her string was hanging out but she was just wearing a rope belt.....

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER CALLED THE FLORIST TO HAVE A DOZEN ROSES SENT TO YOUR GIRLFREIND AND THE FLORIST SAID, WE HAVE MARIJUANA PLANTS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, AND YOU CHECKED YOU ACCOUNT BALLANCE AND MAXED OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD AND HAD TO RENT A STORAGE UNIT TO.......AH NEVERMIND

    -5 FOR SPELLING

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO VEGAS WITH PLANS OF GETTIN' MARRIED, BUT LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY AT THE BLACK JACK TABLE BUT HAD JUST ENOUGH LEFT TO PAY FOR TWO "I DO'S" AT THE DRIVE THRU AT THE CHAPEL OF LUB AND SPEND YOUR HONEYMOON AT THE LANDFILL.

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  • Kevin
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    Lovin' the beer gut muscle lol

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