YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

Thanx for the big ash smile Meester

I went to the dentist about 6 months ago and I only had a dollar. When I left his office I had buck teeth

[Meestermike]

My fourth wife was really beautiful.........but you had to sqint your eyes

[yomonte]

My fourth wife was really beautiful.........but you had to sqint your eyes

[Kevin]

LOL

[yomonte]

My doctor told me I had alzhiemers. I said no problem, I got insurance. Do you mind if I get a second opion. He said let me save you time and and money, you have a tapeworm too.

[yomonte]

Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people

[yomonte]

Agree wiyh gads. Thats a great one.

[gadfly36]

that cartoon is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

[Meestermike]

You are one when "My wife claims i have a gambling problem....i bet her 20 bucks, i didn't have one

[yomonte]

My Happiest memory of my second wife is when she slammed her fingers in the car door, dat bitch.

[yomonte]

My 3rd wife ran off with my best friend. Now I ain't got no dog.

[yomonte]

My 6th wife had big booobs, but one was jus a li'l bigger. She entered the wet T-Shirt contest at Circus Circus. She came in first and third

[yomonte]

I told my 7th wife she was lousy in bed. She grabbed her her purse and headed for the door. I said where you goin'. She said to get a second opinion.

[yomonte]

I had a big date last night so I made sure the resturaunt we went to served oysters. I ate twelve oysters but only six of them worked. AHHHHH NEVERMIND

[yomonte]

HOW TO QUIT SMOKING

(35) Jerry Reed - Another Puff - YouTube