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  • yomonte
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    I got an extra room in Vegas for ya 4-2 to 4-4

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  • Wilson
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    YO in da house!!!

    Hey buddy! How you been? We need some casino time bro!

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  • yomonte
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    Wilson, your a riot

    The reason the scarecrow on the Wizard of Oz was happy go lucky all the time, cause he didn't have to worry about having a brain toomer.

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  • Wilson
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    ???

    Yo, I'm still with my first wife--am I doing something wrong? lol I think I missed the "multiple wives" summer camp.

    Wilson

    "All I Do Is Win."

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  • yomonte
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    I divorced my third wife cause she had cooties

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  • yomonte
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    Doing OK and hope you are too. I heard after the fact, that a wire brush also would help. Later man

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  • Wilson
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    Irish Spring

    Yo, I heard Irish Spring soap does the trick. lol Hope you're doing well brother.

    Wilson

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  • yomonte
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    My fourth wife and I never did the 69 in bed. No matter how much scrubbin' washin' her asss, it still smelt like asss.

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  • yomonte
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    I took up boxin' in my younger days. When I was 7, my mom got me the rockem sockem robots for xmas. I beat my little brother all the time but my little 4 year old sister beat me all the time. One time she hit my robot so hard, it knocked its head off. You shoulda seen that lil blue robot head fly across the room. That ended my boxing career.

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  • yomonte
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    My girl friend gave me two black eyes cause I wouldn't shut up the first time.

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  • yomonte
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    I came home from work early and caught my blow up sex doll in bed with another man. I didn't get mad until I found out I wasn't gettin' sloppy seconds, but its OK, cause she has a yeast infection.

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  • yomonte
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    Hey Gads, after two hot chocolates and a shot, you'd get the squoits too. Or maybe the drips.

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  • gadfly36
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    and if you only wear one of them, you're definitely a warlord.

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  • Kevin
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    If you go to Vegas for a 5 day trip and bring 15 pairs of underwear you are a beloved Warlord!

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  • yomonte
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    Hey Wilson, see ya soon.

    If you quit eatin' road kill cause your shiit started smellin' like a baby diaper with a hint of outhouse.....AH NEVERMIND

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