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  • yomonte
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    My buddy agion't feelin' good so he goes.to the doctor comes back an hour later with lab results. Says you only got 10 minutes to live/ My bud says 10 minutes, ain't there something you can do for me. the doctor says oh ..of..course ..I can make you a ham sammich

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  • Wilson
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    lol That's some funny stuff Mike!

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  • Meestermike
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    With all the hype here in Canada about cannabis legalization this point is a great chuckle.

    You are a Warlord if you can say...

    Sooo my bitch ass neighbor downstairs called the cops cuz I was smoking a dube on my balcony. The cops arrive and ask me 'OK, where's the weed at?' I said 'I smoked it all'. The officer then asks ' where'd you buy it?' I said from my neighbor' So now they're down at his house searching through all of his ****.

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  • joepa66
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    Great to see ya back YO! I tried to phone, but the head nurse said she was too busy earning her title, the wet nurse was donning some sort of scuba gear, while the doctor was trying to stick some type of cage apparatus around you midsection because he misdiagnosed you as having Peyronies Disease. It must have been a huge misunderstanding since you said you had Donkey KONG as a kid.....smh!

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  • yomonte
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    I went to the neighborhood they call little mehico to rent a whore. They say they charge by how long it takes to get to the hospital. For instance, $20 means you got 20 mins to get their so I paid $30 cause I didn't know where the hospital was. God forbid ya get $5 hand jig

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  • yomonte
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    I can't believe my third grade teacher didn't know I was joking when I told her what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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  • yomonte
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    Originally posted by Meestermike View Post
    You might be a warlord if

    I do see a beer in that pic and its me holding it. Look at the left top. Ya kinda gotta squint your eyes. But that's me.

    YO

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  • Meestermike
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    .

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  • Meestermike
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    You might be a warlord if

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  • Meestermike
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    You qualify if you can answer this question...

    P.S. No disrespect intended.

    HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN YOU FIT IN A PAIR OF PANTYHOSE? :surrender: :surrender:

    start scrolling
















































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  • Wilson
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    Pick up line

    Wow! All I got right now. Yo, you're a genius! :beerbang:

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  • yomonte
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    I have a new pick up line for chicks and it has worked like a charm. Well, it worked on that waitress at the Waffell house when I said "I'd like to give you a hicky on the pusssy lip of your choice. She got all wobbly kneed and in a high pitched voice said, I get off at seven. That line works dude.

    YO

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  • JB
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    If you ever make a bet on one game, and then choose to hedge that bet, but you wind up hedging by making a bet on the wrong game....

    YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • yomonte
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    My blow up sex doll committed suiside yester day. She took a kanife and cut out her air intake valve. She was right cute and I'm going to miss her.

    I ain't booooochiiiiitn

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  • yomonte
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    I got an extra room in Vegas for ya 4-2 to 4-4

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