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  • yomonte
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    Originally posted by JB View Post
    If you ask if your 7 team parlay ticket is a loser.....
    and not one single game is final.....
    and 6 of them have not started.....
    and 4 of them don't even play till Sunday.....

    YOU might be a Warlord!
    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO APOLONGISE FOR THAT ONE

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOUR BUDDY CALLED AND SAID PACK YOUR BAGS, WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS AND SAID HIS LAWYER JUST CALLED AND HAD JUS SENT HIM A CHECK FOR HIS INHERITANCE FROM HIS GRANDMA AND YOU ASKED HIM HOW MUCH IS THE CHECK AND HE SAID I DON'T KNOW BUT MY LAWYER SAID IT WAS THREE FIGURES. THEN IT DAWNED ON ME AND I QUIT PACKIN'.

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  • yomonte
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    IF WHEN IN VEGAS, YOU WOKE UP WITH THE SHAKES, BUT IT WASN'T THE SHAKES CAUSE YOU DIDN'T DRINK THE DAY BEFORE. YOU FINALLY FIGURED OUT IT WAS THE JITTERS AND WAS AFRAID IF YOU WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GAMBLE AGAIN, YOUD LOOSE ANOTHER 500 SMACKERS.
    Last edited by yomonte; 02-05-2016, 01:22 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF IN VEGAS YOU AND YOUR BUDDY WENT TO A RESTURANT. YOUR BUDDY ORDERED
    HAMBURGER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT AND YOU ORDERED A WAITRESS WITH NOTHING ON IT

    YEPPIR

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  • The Judge
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    if you went to the doctor and he said you have a tumor and suffer from diminshia and you replied, didminshia, that's great, for a minute there, I thought I had a tumor.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE LICKER STORE AND BOUGHT A CHEAP BOTTLE OF WHISKNEY CAUSE ON THE LABEL IT SAID EXTRE SMOOVE, BUT ONCE YOU GOT IT HOME AND TOOK A SWIG AND IT WAS SOW BAD THAT WHEN YOU SWOLLERD IT YOU BLOWD A SNOT BUBBLE

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  • yomonte
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    Originally posted by Kevin View Post
    If you ever received a bottle of jack that had been converted into a hand soap dispenser and there was a note on the outside that said DO NOT DRINK THIS IS HAND SOAP! and you ripped it off without reading it and then licked the dispenser even though the "jack" was syrupy, you are a KING Warlord
    MAYBE THAT PERSON OPENED UP A PACKAGE, RIPPED THE NOTE OFF AND GOT HIS SHOT GLASS THAT HIS BROTHER BOUGHT HIM IN VEGAS THAT SAID "DRINK UP BITCHES"

    I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS CAPTAIN MORGAN SOAP

    IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR ON MY EX WIFES GRAVE....DAT BITCH
    Last edited by yomonte; 01-03-2016, 06:09 PM.

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  • Wilson
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    Jack Soap!

    Lol, Classic!

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  • Kevin
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    If you ever received a bottle of jack that had been converted into a hand soap dispenser and there was a note on the outside that said DO NOT DRINK THIS IS HAND SOAP! and you ripped it off without reading it and then licked the dispenser even though the "jack" was syrupy, you are a KING Warlord who I wanna spend every year of my life with in Las Vegas!

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  • Queen
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    If you introduce your husband to your friends and say

    Thus is my 1st, 3rd, 5th and 6th husband

    You might be a dumb warlord

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  • joepa66
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    If'n you ever told a friend to cash in your winning Vegas sportsbook ticket for you because you were leaving too early to catch the Monday Night game, and he gets his luggage and laptop computer stolen from his car in Vegas and says he will send you the money and you feel like crap for him but still can't wait to get your money........

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  • Kevin
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    If you had been up 24 hrs in vegas and told your group you was hittin' the sack and then I seen you 2 hrs later at the craps table!

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOUR DOCTOR PRESRIBED YOU MEDICATION AND FAILED TO TELL YOU THE SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE

    THE SQOITES
    THE RUNS
    LEAKEAGE
    THE DRIPS
    DIAREAH

    AND AFTER YOU COULDN'T TAKE IT NO MORE YOU PRAYED TO ALLAH TO GIVE YOU CONSTIPATION.

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  • yomonte
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    If you ever went to Vegas and rented a wh0re, poked the heck out of her, and when you got done said, how much do I owe you, and she said I ain't a prostitute and the only thought in your mind was "HELL YEAH, I MUST BE ON THE BONUS PLAN"
    Last edited by yomonte; 10-28-2015, 12:38 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES AND DIVORCED THREE TIMES AND AFTER THE THIRD DIVORCE YOU VOWED THAT YOU WOULD ONLY GET MARRIED ONE MORE TIME.
    Last edited by yomonte; 10-14-2015, 06:37 PM.

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