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  • Wilson
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    Jack Soap!

    Lol, Classic!

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  • Kevin
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    If you ever received a bottle of jack that had been converted into a hand soap dispenser and there was a note on the outside that said DO NOT DRINK THIS IS HAND SOAP! and you ripped it off without reading it and then licked the dispenser even though the "jack" was syrupy, you are a KING Warlord who I wanna spend every year of my life with in Las Vegas!

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  • Queen
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    If you introduce your husband to your friends and say

    Thus is my 1st, 3rd, 5th and 6th husband

    You might be a dumb warlord

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  • joepa66
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    If'n you ever told a friend to cash in your winning Vegas sportsbook ticket for you because you were leaving too early to catch the Monday Night game, and he gets his luggage and laptop computer stolen from his car in Vegas and says he will send you the money and you feel like crap for him but still can't wait to get your money........

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  • Kevin
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    If you had been up 24 hrs in vegas and told your group you was hittin' the sack and then I seen you 2 hrs later at the craps table!

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOUR DOCTOR PRESRIBED YOU MEDICATION AND FAILED TO TELL YOU THE SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE

    THE SQOITES
    THE RUNS
    LEAKEAGE
    THE DRIPS
    DIAREAH

    AND AFTER YOU COULDN'T TAKE IT NO MORE YOU PRAYED TO ALLAH TO GIVE YOU CONSTIPATION.

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  • yomonte
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    If you ever went to Vegas and rented a wh0re, poked the heck out of her, and when you got done said, how much do I owe you, and she said I ain't a prostitute and the only thought in your mind was "HELL YEAH, I MUST BE ON THE BONUS PLAN"
    Last edited by yomonte; 10-28-2015, 12:38 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES AND DIVORCED THREE TIMES AND AFTER THE THIRD DIVORCE YOU VOWED THAT YOU WOULD ONLY GET MARRIED ONE MORE TIME.
    Last edited by yomonte; 10-14-2015, 06:37 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    if WHEN YOU WAS GOING THRU PUBERTY AND WAS TIRED OF MASTURBATING, SO YOU WENT ON GUNNY GOOGLE AND DID A SEARCH FOR "NEED SOME HEAD" AND THIS WAS THE ONLY SITE THAT POPPED UP.

    With 35 Academy Award nominations, eight-time Oscar winner Edith Head emerged from Hollywood's fitting rooms to become a household name.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLASS BUT ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HANG WITH HAVE PLENTY OF CLASS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THEY THINK, CAUSE STUDY HALL DON'T COUNT

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL WHEN YOU WAS GOIN' THRU PUBERTY TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE OF "I DREAM OF JEANNIE" AND "THE FLYING NUN"

    I'M JUS KIDDIN' I NEVER DID THAT I SWEAR. YOU DO BELIEVE ME DON'T YOU.

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  • yomonte
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    Originally posted by Horfin View Post
    That never gets old!
    Its jus some stupid shiit I post ever now and a again. But that is a classic. No Less.

    Horf!n, your the best man

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  • Horfin
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    Originally posted by yomonte View Post
    IF YOU WAS WATCHIN' THE NEWS AND THEY SAID A BRAZILIAN DIED SKY DIVING OFF THE SOUTHERN TIP OF CALIFORNIA AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS, IS A BRAZILIAN MORE THAN A GAZILIAN

    I AIN'T BOOOO****TIN

    That never gets old!

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE HOOD AND BOUGHT HEMP CAUSE REAL WEED MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SUFFER FROM PARANOID SNITZELFREENIA
    Last edited by yomonte; 09-28-2015, 06:47 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU LOVE YOUR DOG MORE THAN YOURSELF AND YOU REALLY LOVE ME ME ME. ...AH NEVERMIND

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