YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

I went to the neighborhood they call little mehico to rent a whore. They say they charge by how long it takes to get to the hospital. For instance, $20 means you got 20 mins to get their so I paid $30 cause I didn't know where the hospital was. God forbid ya get $5 hand jig

[yomonte]

I can't believe my third grade teacher didn't know I was joking when I told her what I wanted to be when I grew up.

[yomonte]

You might be a warlord if

I do see a beer in that pic and its me holding it. Look at the left top. Ya kinda gotta squint your eyes. But that's me.

YO

[Meestermike]

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[Meestermike]

You might be a warlord if

[Meestermike]

You qualify if you can answer this question...

P.S. No disrespect intended.

HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN YOU FIT IN A PAIR OF PANTYHOSE? :surrender: :surrender:

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[Wilson]

Pick up line

Wow! All I got right now. Yo, you're a genius! :beerbang:

[yomonte]

I have a new pick up line for chicks and it has worked like a charm. Well, it worked on that waitress at the Waffell house when I said "I'd like to give you a hicky on the pusssy lip of your choice. She got all wobbly kneed and in a high pitched voice said, I get off at seven. That line works dude.

YO

[JB]

If you ever make a bet on one game, and then choose to hedge that bet, but you wind up hedging by making a bet on the wrong game....

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

My blow up sex doll committed suiside yester day. She took a kanife and cut out her air intake valve. She was right cute and I'm going to miss her.

I ain't booooochiiiiitn

[yomonte]

I got an extra room in Vegas for ya 4-2 to 4-4

[Wilson]

YO in da house!!!

Hey buddy! How you been? We need some casino time bro!

[yomonte]

Wilson, your a riot

The reason the scarecrow on the Wizard of Oz was happy go lucky all the time, cause he didn't have to worry about having a brain toomer.

[Wilson]

???

Yo, I'm still with my first wife--am I doing something wrong? lol I think I missed the "multiple wives" summer camp.

Wilson

"All I Do Is Win."

[yomonte]

I divorced my third wife cause she had cooties