YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOUR THURD GRADE TEACHER ASKED YOU WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP, AND YOU SAID OLD ENOUF TO REMEBER WHEN GOD FIRED NOAH CAUSE HE DIDN'T BUILD THE NARK BIG ENOUF TO HAVE THOSE TWO ANIMINALS THAT HAD ELEPHANTTITAS

[yomonte]

IF YOUR THIRD GRADE TEACHER ASKED YOU WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP AND YOU STARTED TO SAY ROCKET SCIENTIST BUT YOU KNEW DAM WELL YOU AIN'T HAD NO ROCKET.

I STILL AIN'T GOT NO ROCKET

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE A NAKED MAGICIAN PULLED A RABBIT OUT OF

GERBLES I UNDERSTAND, BUT A WABBIT

Joepa, your up to the plate

[yomonte]

It's what I am going to do with my ole lady when if'n she ever gets the shakes......

Joepa, I just now got the deeper meaning to your post. DAT SHIIT IS FUNNY

[yomonte]

lol joepa, I'm just now seeing that post

IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE IN LAS VEGAS TO GET MARRIED BUT WHEN YOU GOT THERE YOU WERE BOTH TOO DRUNK TO GET OUT OF THE CAR SO YOU GOT MARRIED AT THE DRIVE-THRU

[joepa66]

I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN, I LOST MY MY JOB AND HAD TO PUT THE OLE LADY OUT ON THE STREETS GIVEN' HAND JIGS FOR FIVE DOLLARS JUST TO PAY THE RENT, SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I EVER DID.

It's what I am going to do with my ole lady when if'n she ever gets the shakes......

[yomonte]

HEY MEESTER, YOU CAN GET IN THE BATHROOM ON A SCOOTER REAL EASY, BUT IF YOU GOT THE SHAKES YOU AIN'T NEVER GETTIN' OUT OF THAT BASSARD. SAD THING WAS MY BROTHER COULDN'T HELP ME CAUSE HE HAD THE SHAKES TOO AND DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP FOR TWO HOURS CAUSE HE WAS LAUGHIN' SO HARD.

[Meestermike]

IF YOU EVER DRANK SO MUCH TEQUILA THAT YOU HAD THE SHAKES FOR TWO DAYS.

JUS PRATICIN' FOR VEGAS

AND DURING THOSE TWO DAYS OF SHAKES, YOUR RENTED SCOOTER GOT STUCK IN THE BATHROOM DOORWAY SO THE HOTEL MAINTENANCE CREW HAD TO CUT OPEN THE DOOR FRAME TO GET YOU AND IT OUT...

AH NEVERMIND!!! :bang:

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER DRANK SO MUCH TEQUILA THAT YOU HAD THE SHAKES FOR TWO DAYS.

JUS PRATICIN' FOR VEGAS

[yomonte]

Right back at ya YO!

If you are tired of getting your arse kicked by your old lady......

I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN, I LOST MY MY JOB AND HAD TO PUT THE OLE LADY OUT ON THE STREETS GIVEN' HAND JIGS FOR FIVE DOLLARS JUST TO PAY THE RENT, SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I EVER DID.