YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER SOLD PENCILES OUT OF A CUP FOR 50 CENTS IN FRONT OF WALMARK AND WORE SUN GLASSES TO MAKE EVERYBODY THINK YOU WAS BLIND AND WAS PULLING IN $100,OOO A YEAR ON A BAD YEAR.

I AIN'T.........

-5 FOR SPELLING

[joepa66]

If you was ever unemployed and waiting for a sign from above to tell you what to do, opened up your prescription bottle to give a friend with an abscessed tooth one of your pills for back pain and thought the man upstairs just wanted you make people be happy......

[joepa66]

Joepa, I just now got the deeper meaning to your post. DAT SHIIT IS FUNNY

Now me is calling it piled higher and dummer cause those people ain't got no common sens!

[joepa66]

IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE A NAKED MAGICIAN PULLED A RABBIT OUT OF

GERBLES I UNDERSTAND, BUT A WABBIT

Joepa, your up to the plate

If'n you ever went up to a woman in a store and told her that her string was hanging out but she was just wearing a rope belt.....

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER CALLED THE FLORIST TO HAVE A DOZEN ROSES SENT TO YOUR GIRLFREIND AND THE FLORIST SAID, WE HAVE MARIJUANA PLANTS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, AND YOU CHECKED YOU ACCOUNT BALLANCE AND MAXED OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD AND HAD TO RENT A STORAGE UNIT TO.......AH NEVERMIND

-5 FOR SPELLING

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO VEGAS WITH PLANS OF GETTIN' MARRIED, BUT LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY AT THE BLACK JACK TABLE BUT HAD JUST ENOUGH LEFT TO PAY FOR TWO "I DO'S" AT THE DRIVE THRU AT THE CHAPEL OF LUB AND SPEND YOUR HONEYMOON AT THE LANDFILL.

[Kevin]

Lovin' the beer gut muscle lol

[yomonte]

IF YOU EVER WENT TO A BUDDIES HOUSE ON SUNDAY TO WATCH FOOTBALL AND YOU DRANK SO MUCH BEER, THAT YOU PULLED A BEER GUT MUSCLE.

[yomonte]

IF YOUR BUDDY HAD A SHIIITY JOB, BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET. AND YOU SEEN HIM THE NEXT WEEK, AND YOU SAID MAN, YOUR DOING GOOD. HE SAID I GOT RICH OVER NIGHT IN THE LUMBER BISNESS, AND YOU SAID RICH OVER NIGHT IN LUMBER . HE SAID YEAH, I FOUND OUT I HAD TREES ON MY PROPERTY

[yomonte]

IF YOUR WIFE EVER BOUGHT A NEW DRESS AND ASKED YOU, DOES THIS MAKE MY ASSS LOOK BIG AND YOU REPLIED. "BIG, THAT MOTHER FKR IS HUMONGUS, WHY I'D BET THAT EVERY ELEPHANT IN 4,000 MILE RADIUS IS JEALOUS.