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  • Wilson
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    Yo Killin Me!

    Lol, Yo, how you been man? Thanks for the advice--I've nearly made that mistake a few times--I ain't booosh*tinn neither.

    "All I do is Win."

    ~ Wilson

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  • yomonte
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    Never tell a gay person your going to put your foot up their ass

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  • Meestermike
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    If it took you almost 7 years of convincing your boss you need a Vegas vacay to finally make a trip back to Vegas to be with your friends for a short while...

    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

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  • Kevin
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    Originally posted by joepa66 View Post
    IF YOU EVER ASKED A LIMO DRIVER WHILE STANDING OUTSIDE A VEGAS HOTEL WHILE A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS WAS LOADING UP FOR THE DINNER TRIP TO AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT IF THEY SERVED EMPINADAS AND HE REPLIED THAT HE WASNT MEXICAN BUT MIDDLE EUROPEAN (Wth is that?), AND YOU STILL ASKED "DO THEY HAVE THEM OR NOT"? You probably are....

    MY CUP RUNNETH OVER! I ABSOLUTELY CHERISH THIS MEMORY!

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  • Wilson
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    YO!

    Hey man, "You seen my baseball?" lol Thanks for the baseball man! I put it in with my son's collection.

    Love,

    Wilson

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  • yomonte
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    I call my dog a mutt cause it was gang raped by Lassie and Rin Tin Tin

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  • yomonte
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    [QUOTE=joepa66;343931]HE WASNT MEXICAN BUT MIDDLE EUROPEAN (QUOTE]

    sounds like he was from Iraq

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  • joepa66
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    IF YOU EVER ASKED A LIMO DRIVER WHILE STANDING OUTSIDE A VEGAS HOTEL WHILE A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS WAS LOADING UP FOR THE DINNER TRIP TO AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT IF THEY SERVED EMPINADAS AND HE REPLIED THAT HE WASNT MEXICAN BUT MIDDLE EUROPEAN (Wth is that?), AND YOU STILL ASKED "DO THEY HAVE THEM OR NOT"? You probably are....

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  • Kevin
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    If you ever showered getting ready to fly to Vegas, slipped on your bathroom floor, did the splits, strained both of your groins and busted your big toe on the base of the toilet, are 44 years old and had to rent a scooter to get around the casino/sportsbook/back to your room AND THEN are going back the next year and renting a scooter again even though you aint banged up this time...

    YOU ARE SURELY A PROUD WARLORD!

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  • joepa66
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    IF YOU EVER RE-GIFTED A GIFT CARD TO SOMEONE FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY A MONTH AFTER THEY GAVE IT TO YOU FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU HATE APPLEBEES....:thumbs:

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  • joepa66
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    IF YOU REALLY KNOW A GUY WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND SAW HIM AT A FAMILY REUNION SITTING ON A FOLDING CHAIR AND ASKED HIM IF THAT UNPADDED CHAIR WAS HARD TO SIT ON....TRUE DAT!

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  • yomonte
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    I QUIT SEEING MY SHRINK CAUSE I DID THE MATH AND WHAT I WAS PAYING HER AN HOUR, I COULD RENT THREE PROSTITUTES AND STILL HAD ENOUGH LEFT FOR A SNICKERS BAR. PLUS, SHE WAS GONNA TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER I HAD ILLUSIONS OF GRAND JURY.
    Last edited by yomonte; 09-16-2016, 12:30 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    MY FIFTH WIFE WAS A BLOWUP SEX DOLL. I CAME HOME EARLY AND CAUGHT HER IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HERE FACE.

    DOH

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU KNOW A GUY THAT JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND THE FIRST THING HE DID WAS HIRE A LAWYER TO SUE THE STATE BOARD OF CORRECTIONS CAUSE UPON HIS ARRIVAL AT PRISON, THEY WOULDN'T ISSUE HIM A RAPE WHISTLE.

    AS MEESTER WOULD SAY

    BWAAAHAAAAHAAA

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  • yomonte
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    IFYOU EVER HAD TWO DOGS GET STUCK AND THEN FOUND YOUR MOM AND DAD TWO WEEKS LATER STUCK AND YOU TOLD YOUR LIL' SISTER TO START BOILING WATER..

    JUS THAT SIMPLE
    Last edited by yomonte; 05-14-2016, 05:29 PM.

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