YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

[yomonte]

My bud goes to Home Depot to get some 2x4's. Goes straight to the lumber section and tells the guy, I need some 2x4's. The guy says how long do you want them and he says a long time, were gointgto build a house with them. NOLESS

[yomonte]

I have a new pick up line when I go out drinking on the weekend.

"I'm YO, I have $350, wanna go to my place"

[yomonte]

My buddy down in Georgia got busted for having sex with an under age blow up sex doll.

[yomonte]

A homeless guy came up to me at the metro station and me to help that he was hungry. I asked could you eat yesterdays soup and he said yes. I said cool, come back tomorrow.

[yomonte]

Two fishes were swimming along and bumped into a cement wall. One fish said to the other...DAMM

[yomonte]

I went to the doctor last week and he asked me alot of questions like did I have chicken pox when I was a kid and I said no, but I had Donkey Kong if that helps,

[yomonte]

I went ice fishin' for the first time in my life. Did really good, brought home 40 lbs of ice. I ain't boooochiiiiitn', Just ask my brother Anthony

[Meestermike]

You might be a warlord if this is your ...

[yomonte]

I'm afraid of snakes...my doctor says I have reptile disfunction

[yomonte]

why did the Flintstones celebrate X-Mas

[yomonte]

My 7th wife nagged so much she made my coffee nervous

[yomonte]

I had a tapeworm that hated my guts

[joepa66]

Thanx for the smile JP

I did ALOT of drugs back in the late 60's and early 70's and my drug of choice was, what ever they gave that put me in that drug induced coma. That chit was the the bomb. I was out like 3 months or more

LOL....did you even recognize yourself when you woke up!

[yomonte]

Thanx for the smile JP

I did ALOT of drugs back in the late 60's and early 70's and my drug of choice was, what ever they gave that put me in that drug induced coma. That chit was the the bomb. I was out like 3 months or more

[joepa66]

If your are mad that your wife was in bed with another woman and your sex doll is a man.....you might be a warlord.