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  • Kevin
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    If you ever showered getting ready to fly to Vegas, slipped on your bathroom floor, did the splits, strained both of your groins and busted your big toe on the base of the toilet, are 44 years old and had to rent a scooter to get around the casino/sportsbook/back to your room AND THEN are going back the next year and renting a scooter again even though you aint banged up this time...

    YOU ARE SURELY A PROUD WARLORD!

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  • joepa66
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    IF YOU EVER RE-GIFTED A GIFT CARD TO SOMEONE FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY A MONTH AFTER THEY GAVE IT TO YOU FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU HATE APPLEBEES....:thumbs:

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  • joepa66
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    IF YOU REALLY KNOW A GUY WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND SAW HIM AT A FAMILY REUNION SITTING ON A FOLDING CHAIR AND ASKED HIM IF THAT UNPADDED CHAIR WAS HARD TO SIT ON....TRUE DAT!

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  • yomonte
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    I QUIT SEEING MY SHRINK CAUSE I DID THE MATH AND WHAT I WAS PAYING HER AN HOUR, I COULD RENT THREE PROSTITUTES AND STILL HAD ENOUGH LEFT FOR A SNICKERS BAR. PLUS, SHE WAS GONNA TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER I HAD ILLUSIONS OF GRAND JURY.
    Last edited by yomonte; 09-16-2016, 12:30 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    MY FIFTH WIFE WAS A BLOWUP SEX DOLL. I CAME HOME EARLY AND CAUGHT HER IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HERE FACE.

    DOH

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU KNOW A GUY THAT JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND THE FIRST THING HE DID WAS HIRE A LAWYER TO SUE THE STATE BOARD OF CORRECTIONS CAUSE UPON HIS ARRIVAL AT PRISON, THEY WOULDN'T ISSUE HIM A RAPE WHISTLE.

    AS MEESTER WOULD SAY

    BWAAAHAAAAHAAA

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  • yomonte
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    IFYOU EVER HAD TWO DOGS GET STUCK AND THEN FOUND YOUR MOM AND DAD TWO WEEKS LATER STUCK AND YOU TOLD YOUR LIL' SISTER TO START BOILING WATER..

    JUS THAT SIMPLE
    Last edited by yomonte; 05-14-2016, 05:29 PM.

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  • yomonte
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    IF EVERYTIME YOU GO TO THE POST OFFICE, YOU HAVE THE URGE TO CHECK OUT THE FBI TOP TEN MOST WANTED POSTERS, NOT TO SEE IF YOUR ON IT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GRADUATED TO AMERICA'S MOST WANTED YET. IN THIS SMALL TOWN OF LURAY VIRGINIA, THEY HAVEN'T UPDATED THEIR LIST SINCE 1947 AND STILL HAD POSTES OF OLD GANGSTERS OF AL CAPONE, JAMES CAGNEY, HUMPHY BOGART, EDWARD G ROBINSON, BORIS KARLOFF AND GEORGE RAFT.

    :beer2:

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOUR THIRD WIFE NEVER CUT HER TOE NAILS AND A YEAR LATER THEY WERE SO LONG THEY HAD DUST BUNNIES UNDER THEM

    WARLORD

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  • yomonte
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    Hey Mike

    IF EVER GOT BUSTED FOR STALKIN'. GOOD ADVICE, DON'T STALK YOUR NEIGHBORS CORN FIELD.

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  • Meestermike
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    Man uses clever card to break up with cheating girlfriend

    Saw this on Yahoo this morning and felt compelled to add to the Warlord thread...

    Man uses clever card to break up with cheating girlfriend.

    When this man found out his girlfriend cheated, he took a more passive aggressive approach to break up with her using a card.

    The card was uploaded to Imgur by and judging from the front, which reads “This Card Will Feel Heavy” it appears to be a nice gesture.




    But once opened, the guy had scratched out “tons of good thoughts” and replaced it with her house key, physically taped to the card. Then using a pink pen he added a brief message underneath that spells out her cheating tendencies.



    From texting a guy named Michael to going on dates with Jared and then getting drinks with Derek, the now ex-girlfriend sure had it coming.

    “Now that you’re single, you don’t need to feel guilty …” he wrote in the card.


    One person applauded the man for a job well done.

    Some comments received were...
    “Seems like an adult way to deal with the situation,”
    “Daaaamn! That sucks. But also; daaamn, that is one of the best responses I’ve seen. Hats of to you for keeping your head about you.”


    The best part of his approach was when he decided to give his ex-girlfriend the card during his birthday dinner celebration. And apparently it was the perfect icing on the cake.

    “Probably my favourite birthday so far,” he wrote.

    It remains a mystery how the ex-girlfriend reacted upon getting the card but needless to say, the two have parted ways.

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  • Meestermike
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    IF YOU GOT ALL GUSSIED UP TODAY AND MADE YOURSELF MORE HANDSOME THAN USUAL SO THAT YOU CAN ASK A GIRL OUT THAT YOU HAVE SEEN ON THE BUS EVERY DAY FOR OVER 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT SHE TOOK A DIFFERENT ROUTE TODAY. :laughing:

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  • yomonte
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    IFYOU HAD A BUDDY THAT WOKE UP WITH THE SHAKES EVERY MORNING CAUSE HE DRANK ALOT THE NIGHT BEFORE SO HE QUIT DRINKIN'. A MONTH LATER HE STILL HAD THE SHAKE SO HE WENT TO DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM HE HAD LOOSE BONES

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  • Meestermike
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    It's March 8th 2016 and your so happy that Peyton finally retired and your just sitting watching NCAAB,NBA,spring MLB & NHL, and seeing spring weather unfold up here in Canada when all of a sudden you start thinking about 'Vegas in October' just as a plane from Sin City comes in to land 'cuz it does every day at this time here in Toronto; YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD !!!

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  • yomonte
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    IF YOU EVER GOT COT ROBBIN' A PHARMACY CAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR FINGUR PRINTS ON THE NOTE YOU GAVE TO THE CASHIER THAT READ " GIMME ALL YOUR OXY MORONS"

    SEE YA IN FIVE YEARS

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