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Old 02-28-2007, 11:52 PM
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Default YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

PLEASE NOTE...
IF YOU ARE A WARLORD AND ARE IN DENIAL PLEASE CALL OUR WARLORD HOTLINE AT 1-800-555-1212. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
OR JUST DIAL 0, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY THERE ALSO.

In honor of Yomonte's wisdom,

You just might be a WARLORD...

IF YOU EVER POSTED A GAME TWO HOURS AFTER IT STARTED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND POSTED YOU BET $1,000
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER BET $5 AND AND POSTED YOU BET $100,000
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED IN ALL CAPS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WON A GAME AND POUNDED YOUR CHEST SO HARD IT CAVED IN
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER REPLIED TO YOUR THREAD TEN TIMES BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE DID
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER CLAIMED TO LIVE IN VEGAS AND REALLY LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK IN ALABAMA
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WENT 1-0 AND THE NEXT DAY POSTED 2-0 IN YOUR YTD
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND ALL WERE BANNED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER SIGNED UP UNDER TWO OR MORE NAMES AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOURSELF
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU HAD INSIDE INFO ON A GAME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT YOU WERE A WARLORD AND WAS'NT JOKING
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

IF YOU EVER POSTED A PRESEASON FOOTBALL GAME AS A GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

IF YOU EVER SENT KEVIN 10 EMAILS ASKING TO BE LET BACK IN AND HE SAID NO TEN TIMES AND YOUR STILL EMAILING HIM
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

I THINK MY PHONE RANG AGAIN...OR WAS IT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD..??....UNCLE YO WAS THAT YOU..??

IF YOU EVER POSTED OPPOSITE PLAYS ON THE SAME GAME UNDER 2 DIFFERENT NAMES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WISHED YOUR FANS GOOD LUCK AFTER YOU WERE HERE ABOUT 3 DAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU'RE ALREADY A TOUT AND YOU GOT A PLAY FROM ANOTHER TOUT AND POSTED IT AS YOUR NFL PRESEASON GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED A 6 TEAM PARLAY EVERYDAY FOR A YEAR AND NEVER WON ONE THEN TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF FROM POSTING AND CAME BACK AND SAID YOU HIT TWO 6 TEAM PARLAYS WHILE YOUR WERE GONE
YOU JUST MIGHT GET ON MY NERVES

IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU WON A BET AND YOU DID'NT EVEN POST IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS

IF YOU HAD TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER BECAUSE OLDER SISTER IN HIGH SCHOOL NEEDS IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU STATE THAT YOU LOST YOUR BET B/C YOUR STARTING PITCHER WAS HIT BY A SCREAMING LINE DRIVE IN THE 2ND INNINING AND CANNOT CONTINUE, ALTHOUGH HIS W/L RECORD IS SOMETHING LIKE 1-9 ON THE YEAR,
YOU ARE A WARLORD.

IF YOU WEAR A HAT WITH A PROPELLER ON IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND DARE ANYONE FROM THE FORUM TO CALL YOU, YOU'RE DEFINATELY A WARLORD.

IF YOU POST PICTURES OF A SKELETON DRY HUMPING ANOTHER SKELETON, YOU ARE A WARLORD

IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU ARE GOING TO SHAKE THEM
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU WRIGHT YOUR PICKS DOWN IN CRAYON
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HANG WITH CHICKS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHILE SIPPING PINO COLADAS, HAVE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HANDICAPPING COMPANY ON THE NET, YET STILL TAKE TIME TO POST AND ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN A POSTING FORUM......
YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE A WARLORD!

IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE MARTA SYSTEM TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY TO ACCESS A COMPUTER WITH AN IP ADDRESS THAT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED,
YOU ARE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED IN A STUCK THREAD AND SAID IT SHOULD BE STUCK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR MOM CALLS YOU FOR SUPPER AND YOU MISS YOUR GOY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLOARD IF YOU RISK 16K TO WIN 400 DOLLARS

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF.......YOU TELL EVERYONE YOUR FROM CLEARWATER FLORIDA AND A HURICANE COMES AND KNOCKS OUT EVERYONES POWER AND CABLE BUT YOU!!! YOU KEEP POSTING LIKE A WARLORD, ON THE NET NEVER MENTIONING A THING. JUST THE FACTSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU EVER HAD THIS BELOW YOU PICTURE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK-- VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "HEY, WATCH THIS" RIGHT BEFORE HE DIES.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED CELEBRATING A WIN AFTER 5 INNINGS (OR HALFTIME IN ANY ANOTHER SPORT) BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS WAY AHEAD, ONLY TO END UP LOSING....
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR THREAD TITLE TAKES UP TWO LINES AND INCLUDES YOUR 80% + RECORD..
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU BEAT CBS SPORTSLINE ON POSTING UPDATES ABOUT HOW YOUR PLAY IS DOING
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!

IF YOU HAVE 3 NEWBIES DEFENDING YOU IN AURGUEMENTS WITH GUYS THAT BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!

IF YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE IS KOOL-AID WITH JUST KOOL-AID IN IT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR MY WIFE....HELL....
YOU THINK YOU ARE A WARLORD

IF YOU ARE GROUNDED WHILST POSTING YOUR PLAYS...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU HAVE TEAM X AT +7 THROUGH A LOCAL OR A BOOK NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE'S BOOK HAS THE SAME TEAM AT +4.5...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU LOST YOUR ALLOWANCE LAST NIGHT ON WASH -3.5 AND ARE ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A $5 ADVANCE ON NEXT WEEK ALLOWANCE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES IN YOUR BRAND NEW SCOOBIE DOO COLORING BOOK ON PURPOSE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU CHOSE PUPPETS STANDING IN THERE BATH ROBES FOR YOUR AVATAR. YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!

YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD IF YOU CONSTANTLY BET THE BLUE JAYS!!!

YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....YOU CRY ABOUT LOSING ONE GAME WHEN YOU CLAM YOUR HITTING AT 70% FOR THE YEAR!!!!

YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF.....WHEN THE OTHER TEAM PUTS UP 2 RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING AND YOU ALREADY THREW IN THE TOWEL! PISSING AND MOANING WHY ME!!!!!

IF YOUR WIFE EVER ASKED YOU TO VACUMN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING A NASCAR RACE, AND YOU DID
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER MADE A POST DIRECTED AT KEVIN AND SAID "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" AND WAS'NT BANNED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED "SPOONIE LUV...IS THAT YOU" AND YOU WERE'NT FLYERSFAN AND NOBODY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER POSTED YOUR SYSTEM WAS BETTING AGAINST TB AFTER THEY WON AND WAS GOING TO DOUBLE UP AGAINST THEM IF THEY WON TWO IN A ROW AND THEN TB WON 13 STRAIGHT GAMES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER GOT A SUPRISE PACKAGE AND IT WAS TICKETS TO A SPORTING EVENT.
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU EVER SAW THE ODDS ON STREAKING AT THE SUPER BOWL AND DID IT..
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

YOU MAYBE A WARLORD IF......
SOMEONE ASKED FOR ADVICE AND YOU WISHED THEM GOOD LUCK ON THEIR PLAY, WHEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN POST A PLAY!!!

IF YOU JOIN A FORUM AND YOUR FIRST POST IS: HEY GUYS IM NEW MY YTD RECORD IS 70-10 I CAN MAKE YOU MONEY...
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD...

IF YOUR LOCATION SAYS YOUR FROM VIRGINIA BUT YOU REALLY LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA.....
YOU ARE DEFINATELY THE MAN AND A WARLORD( UNCLE YO IS THAT YOU?)

IF YOU THINK VIGORISH IS THAT FUNNY SMELLING LIQUID YOUR MOM USES FOR MOPPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!

IF YOU THINK BETTING THE RUN LINE IS A BET ON TRACK AND FIELD
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!

IF YOU POST THIS MORE THAN FOUR TIMES IN EVERY DAMM POST
YOU MAKE YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:56 PM
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If You Questioned The Integrity Of A Christmas Toy Drive.
You Just Might Be A Warlord.

IF YOUR FIRST POST CONTAINS A GOY...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER ASKED OTHER MEMBERS TO TAIL YOUR PLAYS...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER TAILED SOMEONE ELSE'S PLAY AND BITCHED AT THEM BECAUSE IT LOST...
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU THREATEN TO "SHAKE SOMEONE TO DEATH"...
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!!

IF YOU SAY YOUR LEAVING VEGAS WITH A SUITCASE FULL OF CASH AND NOT YOUR CLOTHES....
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOUR FIRST USERNAME WAS CLOWN99...YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!! (wait a minute...that was me! DAMNIT!!!!!)

IF ALL YOU PLAY IS FAVS IN MLB AND A BUNCH OF TOTALS...YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!! ( me again, sorry guys! Double damnit!!!)

YOU MIGHT BE A DUMBASS IF YOU SAY:
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AND YOU'RE A TRUE WARLORD WHEN YOU REPLY!

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IF YOU EVER STARTED A THREAD "WHERE IS ******" CAUSE YOU COULD'NT WAIT TO KISS HIS ASS AND SUCK UP LIKE NOBODY'S BINESS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU ASK BOOKIEKILLA TO POST A LINK TO A CERTAIN THREAD IN COLLEGE FOOTS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU'RE SITTING HERE TYRING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE HELL TO POST A LINK TO A CERTAIN THREAD IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND THEN FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT AND THEN DECIDE THAT IT MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA TO POST THE ENTIRE THREAD IN THIS STICKY BECAUSE IT MIGHT CONFUSE SOME WARLORDS AND THEN YOU DECIDE THAT THE ABOVE QUOTE FROM THAT THREAD IS ENOUGH.....
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FCKN WARLORD!

IF YOU POPPED THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON RIGHT OFF YOUR KEYBOARD IN THE ON POSITION OR YOU ORDERED A KEYBOARD WITHOUT THE CAPS LOCK OPTION
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD!!!!

IF YOU STILL WEAR TANK TOPS AND COACHES SHORTS,
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD AND STILL HANG OUT AT YOUR LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL,
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU STILL OWN A MEMBERS' ONLY JACKET,
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD

IF YOU SPORT A LAKERS LOGO YOU ARE NOT ONLY THE KING OF ALL WARLORDS
YOU ARE THE NEXT COMING OF JESUS CHRIST..

IF YOU EVER WONDERED HOW IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE STILL COME UP WITH HILARIOUS ASS **** THAT YOU THOUGHT WOULD OF FIZZLED OUT AT NOON
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR NAME CAME UP IN THE TOP FIVE BANNED POSTERS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU SIT IN THE CORNER SMOKING CRACK BUTT NAKED EXCEPT FOR THE SOCK ON YOUR PENIS....YOU MY FRIEND are not A WARLORD....YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD.....
R.I.P. BOOTS

IF YOU OWN A "MYRTLE BEACH IS FOR LOVERS T SHIRT",
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU EVER WANTED TO STREAK AT THE SUPERBOLW BUT COULD'NT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WARTS REMOVED IN TIME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER GIVEN A MODERATOR A WHAT'S UP AND ARGUED FOR THEE DAYS WITHOUT GETTING BANNED....
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE EVER DEFENDED A KNOWN WARLORD IN AN ARGUMENT
YOU TOO MAY BE A WARLORD

IF YOU CAN ADD "I LOST MY PENIS" TO THIS THREAD,
YOU MAY BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU BET ON THE USA OLYMPIC BASKETBALL TEAM YESTERDAY,
YOU ARE A PISSED OFF WARLORD.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WARLORD and a donkey butt-****in western Montanananananananana. AND I DON'T ACTUALLY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A donkey butt-****in western Montanananananananana. INSTEAD OF A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER ASK THE FORUM HOW MUCH MONEY DID I WIN OR HOW MUCH MONEY DID I LOSE ON THIS BET...
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD.

IF YOU POST A PLAY AT -3.5 AND THE TEAM ONLY WINS BY 3 AND AFTER THE GAME ENDED YOU POST GLAD I BOUGHT 1/2 POINT AND GOT THE PUSH..
YOU MAYBE A WARLOCK

IF YOU START A THREAD AND ASK WHERE SOMEBODY IS AT OR HAS ANYBODY SEEN OR I HEARD THIS PERSON IS GREAT..
YOU MAYBE THE SAME GUY

IF DJTranks POSTS IN YOUR THREAD, AND IT DOES NOT SAY "GL" OR "BEST OF LUCK" OR "NICE!" BUT INSTEAD SAYS SOMETHING LIKE...."Get rid of ******* fat calendrillo, hes bookie blaster and ******* with this site thx" OR" GET THE **** OUT OF HERE YOU ******* TOUT WITH YOUR **** PLAYS AND LOUSY ******* ADVICE.....bleep bleep....etc"...
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD.

IF YOU HAVE A **** LOAD OF MONEY ON THE BRAVES TONIGHT AND ARE STILL WATCHING THE GAME HOPING FOR A COMEBACK,
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DUMBASS WARLORD!

IF YOU CROSSED 5000 POSTS....
YOU'RE A ****IN WARLORD

IF YOU OPEN A THREAD WITH THE WORD WARLORD IN IT AND GET MORE THAN 100 POSTS
YOU ARE A WARLORD

IF YOU CAN'T RESPOND IN A TIMELY MANNER TO THE THREAD YOU CREATED, B/C YOU ARE OUT AT THE TELEPHONE POLE RIGGING YOUR CABLE OR PHONE,
YOU ARE STILL THE ULTIMATE WARLORD

IF YOU SUGGESTED THAT IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF WE STARTED A FORUM WHERE WE CAN ALL JUST TALK ABOUT GENERAL NON-SPORTS STUFF.....
YOU ARE A FLIPPIN' IDIOT....AND A WARLORD!

IF YOU EVER POSTED THAT AN NBA GAME WAS A FINAL AND YOU HAD WON BECAUSE YOU HEARD A RADIO ANNOUNCER SAY THE GAME WAS FINAL (EVEN THOUGH THE GAME WAS ON NATIONAL TV), ONLY FOR THERE TO BE A FEW SECONDS LEFT AND KOBE BRYANT TO HIT A 3 POINTER AND YOUR BET LOSES...
YOU ARE DEFINITELY A WARLORD

IF YOU BET YOUR HOUSE, KIDS, WIFE, CAR AND VARIOUS OTHER PERSONAL THINGS ON KENTUCKY IN NCAA HOOPS AND ARE BOOKING YOUR FLIGHT TO PARADISE BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTS BECUASE OF ALL THE MONEY YOU ARE GOING TO WIN...
YOU ARE DEFINITELY A WARLORD

IF YOU'VE ASKED IF SMOOTH IS POSTING TODAY....
YOU ARE A WARLORD!

IF YOU'RE STILL HOPING FOR THE BRAVES TO COME BACK....
YOU'RE STILL A DUMBASS WARLORD

YOU MIGHT BE THE SON OF A WARLORD IN TRAINING TO BE A WARLORD IF YOUR ROOTING FOR TEAM A TO WIN, THEN SEE THEM WIN ONLY TO CHECK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SEE THAT YOU ACCIDENTLY BET THE OTHER TEAM

YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD IF YOUR STILL ROOTING FOR THE UNDER IN THE ST.LOUIS GAME IN THE EIGHT INNING

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YOU MIGHT JUST BE THE ORIGINAL WARLORD IF YOUR THREAD RECIEVES MORE POSTS THAN QUICKNICKS.

YOU ARE DEFINATELY A WARLORD IF YOU NEED TUCKS MEDICATED PADS FOR YOUR ASS FROM SITTING AT A COMPUTER ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOUR STILL WAITING FOR THE XFL SEASON TO START
YOU JUST MiGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU STILL THINK WRESTLING IS REAL, YOU ARE A WARLORD AND MOST LIKELY A REDNECK.
SORRY IF I SPOILED THE SECRET FOR ANYONE

IF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL RED PHONE IN YOUR HOUSE JUST FOR SPECIAL PHONE CALLS FROM INSIDERS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR WONDERING HOW COME THE 10 INNING HASN'T STARTED YET IN ATLANTA
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE A GAME OF THE YEAR EVERYDAY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU POST A GAME OF THE YEAR WHEN YOUR TEAM IS UP 8
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU LIVE IN LA AND ARE STILL WEARING A SHAQ T-SHIRT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU THINK EVERY YEAR THE MAPLE LEAFS WILL WIN THE STANLY CUP
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WON A BET AND YOUR NEXT POST SAID SOMETHING LIKE KA*******BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE "AS MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO SAY ON SATURDAY NIGHT ..BINGO"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER QUOTED A CARTOON CHARACTER IN YOUR SIGNATURE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU BET THE OVER/UNDER AND THINK IT IS HOW MANY SECONDS IT TAKES TO TAKE THE BRA OFF A GIRL
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR NAME IS SUPERMAN AND YOU ARE TAKING THE BUS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR PLAYING YOUR BIGGEST GAME EVER 1000 UNITS WHICH ONLY EQUALS 10 BUCKS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE NO TV AND ARE ONLY ABLE TO LISTEN TO GAMES WITH A RADIO.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER LOST $5 DOLLARS ON A GAME AND WENT TO BEAT YOUR WIFE AND SHE GAVE YOU TWO BLACK EYES
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU TOOK YOUR KIDS TO THE ZOO TO SEE THE EASTER SEALS,
YOU'RE A WARLORD!

IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD PROBLEMS LOGGING IN TO YOUR OFFSHORE BOOK AND YOU CALLED THEM AND THE FIRST THING THEY ASKED YOU WAS DO YOU HAVE YOUR CAPS LOCKED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD TO LOOK UNDER THE CUSHIONS OF YOUR SOFA TO COVER A BET
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR PLACING BETS WITH A BOOKIE WITH CHICKENS AND GOATS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU NEVER PLACED A BET IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU POST IN A GAMBLING FORUM BECAUSE U JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU JUST CAME TO AMERICA AND YOU HEARD FOOTBALL WAS THE NUMBER ONE SPORT SO YOU GO TO A GAME AND START YELLING AT THE REFFS FOR PLAYERS TOUCHING THE BALL WITH THEIR HANDS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU CALL ON THE PHONE FOR BIG AL AND THE GANG GAME OF THE YEAR ONLY ONLY TO MISDILE AND CALL BIG EL'S AND THE GANG PHONE SEX LINE WONDERING WHEN ARE THEY GONNA STOP TALKING DIRTY AND TELL YOU WHO THEY LIKE ON THE GAME
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR BOOK GIVES YOU A $20 ROCK FOR EVERY REFERAL OF $200 OR MORE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A CRACK HEAD

IF YOUR A RELIEF PITCHER FOR THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF THE SUPER MODELS THAT TRAVEL WITH YOU ON YOUR PRIVATE JET ARE THE ONES YOU CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER SHARTED WHILE SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER READING A WARLORD THREAD
YOU MIGHT JUST BE A WARLORD AND YOU MIGHT JUST NEED A SHOWER.

IF YOU EVER CHANGED YOUR MIND FROM **** TO FARTED WHILE TYPING
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR SO OLD THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE NEW SLANG FOR FARTED AND **** YOUR PANTS IS SHARTED
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER ASK WHO THE HELL HEAVE HO THINKS HE IS..
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER SEE HEAVE HO POST IN YOUR THREAD
YOU MIGHT BE A BANNED WARLORD

If you're watching your bets on CBS sportsline and the game gets tense, and you quit watching to go and post in this thread to keep from watching b/c you might be a janx,
you might be a pussy cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you go back and the Marlins did score,
then you are a WARLORD................

IF YOUR STILL PISSED THAT YOU LOST THAT 20 TEAM PARLAY YOU MADE 4 YEARS AGO THAT COULD HAVE MADE YOU RICH AND YOU ONLY HIT 3 OUT OF THE 20
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER ASKED A QUESTION IN THE MAIN FORUMS AND KEVIN WAS THE ONLY ONE TO REPLY AND SAID "DUDE, WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED THE WATER IN YOUR BONG"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR EGO IS SO BIG THAT IT REGISTERS 9.9 ON THE RICTOR SCALE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER BASED YOUR NFL PICKS ON YOUR PET MOVING THE MOUSE AROUND ON YOUR OUIJA BOARD
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER LEFT VEGAS AND STILL HAD YOUR RETURN TICKET ON GREYHOUND AND JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A 40 OZ COORS LIGHT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER LEFT VEGAS AND STILL HAD YOUR RETURN TICKET FOR FLIGHT 069 ON LOSER'S AIR AND STILL HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE FREE PEANUTS OFF THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU THAT DID'NT WANT THEM
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR MOM EVER GROUNDED YOU CAUSE SHE CAUGHT YOU ON AN INTERNET GAMBLING SITE AND YOU TOLD HER IT WAS A PORN SITE, AND SHE SAID "WELL...OK, BUT I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU WITH A SOCK ON YOUR DICK
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE THAT YOU LOVED HER BUT REALLY WANTED TO SAY "I WAN'T A DIVORCE"
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER WENT ON THE "VODKA AND GIN DIET" AND THE ONLY THING YOU LOST WAS TWO FRIENDS AND YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER HAD TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR LIP BURNS CAUSE YOU DID'NT TAKE A BREAK FROM KISSING UP TO ANOTHER POSTER LONG ENOUGH TO POST YOUR OWN PLAYS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE BATHROOM, LOOK AT YOUR OWN CRAP AND IT LOOK LIKE THE FIRST LETTER OF A TEAM AND YOU TOOK IT AS A SIGN FROM THE GAMBLING GODS AND BET IT..YOU MAYBE A WARLORD. LOL

IF YOU WERE EVER SO ENGROSSED IN A GAME THAT YOU HAD A HUGE BET ON THAT YOU COULDNT GET YOUR FAT ASS UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO YOU PISSED IN A BUDWEISER CAN AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY GOT TOO DRUNK AND TOOK A DRINK OUT OF THAT CAN AN HOUR LATER, YOU ARE A FORUM OWNER.

If you never posted at a forum and then when people decide to leave you demand answers numerous times claiming you "deserve them"....
You might just be a warlord.

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If Your Name Is Big Pimpin,everyone Already Knows Your Warlord Status


If Your Name Is Clown99,you Might Be Toolbag Warlord


If You Drink Busch Beer Especially From A Can,you Are A Weak Beer Drinking Warlord


If You Were Ever Banned By A Girl,then You Truely Are A Sorry Ass Warlord
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YOU MAY BE A WARLORD IF YOUR PROUD OF THIS QUOTE.....
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YOU MAY BE A WARLORD IF....
YOU POST YOUR PLAYS IN THE SERVICE PLAYS AND GAMBLING SITE PROMOTIONS

IF YOU EVER BASED YOUR NFL PICKS ON YOUR PET MOVING THE MOUSE AROUND ON YOUR OUIJA BOARD,
YOU MAYBE A WARLORD.

YOU MAY BE A WARLORD IF YOU EVER POSTED.....
I THINK HE SHOULD BE UNBANNED, HIS INFO IS VERY VAULABLE TO ALL OF US

IF YOUR REGULAR DINNER MENU CONSISTS OF SPAGHETTI--O'S AND A CAN OF PBR YOU ARE A MALNOURISHED WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER WIPED YOUR ASS AND HAD A STRAY, (FINGER, FOR HiLOW, I KNOW HE'S CONFUSED) AND THEN CHECKED TO MAKE SURE, (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN), YOU ARE A SMOOTH WARLORD

IF YOU HAVE EVER LEFT THE MLB FORUM TO COME POST IN THE GENERAL DISCUSSION FORUM, YOU MIGHT BE A LOSSING YOUR'E ASS WARLORD

IF THE GIRL YOU SLEEP WITH NEEDS TO BE BLOWN UP
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF YOUR'E CHECKING YOUR OPEN BETS LIST AND TRYING TO FIND THE WINNERS TO CANCEL OUT THE LOSERS, AND THERE ARE NONE,
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD.

IF YOU EVER MISSED PLACING A BET CAUSE YOU TOOK TOO LONG CHECKING YOUR POOP FOR CORN AND/OR PEANUTS AND YOU HAVE'NT EATEN EITHER IN OVER 6 MONTHS
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD

IF "HEAVE HO" IS THE ONLY PERSON RESPONDING TO YOUR THREADS, IT'S A SAFE BET THAT YOU'RE A BANNED WARLORD

IF YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HEDGE THAT CUBS WORLD SERIES BET FOR 7K.....
IT'S A 'LOCK' THAT YOU'RE A ****N WARLORD

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN READ THIS THREAD ONCE A MONTH FOR A LAUGH.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A NO LIFE WORLORD

IF YOU ARGUE ABOUT POLITICS IN A SPORTS GAMBLING FORUM....
YOU MIGHT BE A WARLORD!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

IF YOU DID NOT POST WITH YOUR CAPS LOCKED IN THIS THREAD,
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
THIS FKN PLACE IS LOUWSY WITH WARLORDS
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IF YOU DID NOT POST WITH YOUR CAPS LOCKED IN THIS THREAD,
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A WARLORD
THIS FKN PLACE IS LOUWSY WITH WARLORDS
LOL....guilty.
I thought I did, but this new-fangled site screwed me! LOL

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i. IF YOU CLAIM TO HAVE HIT THREE 8 TEAM HOCKEY PARLAYS THE DAY BEFORE AMONGST NUMEROUS OTHERS AND YOU ARE STILL WORKING SERVING HOT DOGS AT THE SPORTS BOOK HOT DOG CART, YOU ARE DEFINITELY A WARLORD!!

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if you know how to use the caps function on this thing without asking why you just typed it all in caps and it didn't submit that way, you are a warlord!
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I bet on the first game of spring training baseball today, AM I A WARLORD?
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Dang I Cant Get The Caps To Work. DANGGLUMIT!
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If You Spend Your Free Time Wondering What "beerman" And "ethel's" Kids Would Look Like, You're Just A Sick Bastard Warlord!!
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if you know how to use the caps function on this thing without asking why you just typed it all in caps and it didn't submit that way, you are a warlord!
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If you ban yourself (and I do apologize for that, it wasn't intended to be a slam at anybody, it was the principle of the whole thing) and then sneak around behind the scenes as everybody eulogizes over you leaving, and then print out all their posts for your personnel file at work....LMFAO
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If You Ever Tested Your Caps Lock Cause Some Rube Said His Didn't Work

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