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I think I'm getting creeping senility because I don't remember
ever seeing this one before...
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in
endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night
while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll
make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while
boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would
take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money,
they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in
the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years,
he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over. Nerd wins.
ever seeing this one before...
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in
endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night
while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll
make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while
boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would
take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money,
they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in
the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years,
he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over. Nerd wins.
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