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» About Those Jennifer Love Hewitt Hawaii Bikini Pictures Bitten and Bound: The Not So Pretty Side of Hollywood



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Size, Shape, and Consistency

Not your typical ass buffetSome like a big ass.

“I like big butts and I cannot lie...I want 'em real thick and juicy”


~ Sir Mix-A-Lot on big asses
Some like a small ass.

“I like my booties real slender, and tender... and if I see a big booty I'll put it in the blender”


~ MC Sampler & White Honkey on small asses
Some like a medium-sized ass.

“The tolerance range for ass is not to be exceeded.”


~ Winston Churchill on Modest Rump: Temperance Hither of the Iron Curtain
And, some furries like to sniff ass. ASS!

“I love sniffing under female tail”


~ Some furry on DeviantART, who is also seen in Sibe's blog from time to time' on ass
“I had a crack in my ass so I got it replaced”


~ Random Guy on His own ass
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.”


~ God on The Ten Commandments
“Never trust a girl with a big butt and a smile.”


~ Shelly Zhang on butt

[forcelite]

True, that is not how I remember her at all.

[Daws1089]

that is gross, check out the other picture at the bottom, shes got some gross kankles

[NittanyLions94]

I wouldn't call it gross. Click on the pic, the bigger picture isn't as bad.

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

I still love her....she'll lose a few pounds and be back to total hotness....her show was cancelled....she's on vacation...wait until her next project, she'll be fine...still one of the nicest racks in Hollywood!

[NevadaJay]

Her tits MORE than make up for the few extra pounds down below....and yeah, like JML said, she'll lose it when she gets ready for her next gig.

She's hot as hell.

[CuseFan10]

I still love her....she'll lose a few pounds and be back to total hotness....her show was cancelled....she's on vacation...wait until her next project, she'll be fine...still one of the nicest racks in Hollywood!

She will forever be #1 in my heart, errrrrrrrr lust. She will lose that **** in 3 weeks with a personal trainer, who is anyone kidding? Her body in "Heartbreakers" is simply unbelievable. I guess I'm partial to her cause she's my age, and I grew up in love with her since I was like 15 (even did some "Cuse JLH Patrol" when I was like 19 and she made an appearance here in Seaside on the Jersey Shore for that TRL show that was on MTV (Maybe still is???).

Crazy how someone so image conscious would be seen in such a way. Go t oa private island. She can probably freakin buy one if she wants, ha..

[homedawg]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


:boom:

[homedawg]

Wise man says: "marry fat woman, then there will be no suprise" :eeek:

I didn't believe wise man, until now!!!! :drunk:

[FlyersFan]

i personally don't think she is all that attractive.......her face is average at best......i think she is a case of people buying into hype and making her out to be hotter than the really was.....

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

For Cuse....

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

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[JohnnyMapleLeaf]