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    I am sure most have seen this one but it is pretty good:beer2:

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
    > attractive woman waving at
    > >>> him. She says hello. He's rather taken
    > back because he can't place where
    > >>> he knows her from. So he says, "Do you
    > know me?" To which she replies,
    > >>> "I think you're the father of one of
    > my kids."
    > >>>
    > >>> Now his mind travels back to the only time he
    > has ever been unfaithful
    > >>> to his wife and says, "My God, are you
    > the stripper from my bachelor
    > >>> party that I made love to on the pool table
    > with all my buddies watching
    > >>> while your partner whipped my butt with wet
    > celery???" She looks into
    > >>> his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
    > your son's teacher."

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    Love it BO! :laughing:
    Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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