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    Subject: DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!


    Don't forget to mark your calenders. As you may already know, it is a sin
    for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit
    suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American
    women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
    any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
    for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
    their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
    okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
    American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
    at your side is further >>> proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
    American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
    applauds your >>> participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God bless America !

    It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.. If you don't send this to at
    least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
    in the position of posing as a national threat.

  • #2
    lmao :laughing:
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    • #3
      LOL!

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      • #4
        I'm going to need a lawn chair...and some beer
        If its fun, do it

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        • #5
          Originally posted by yomonte View Post
          I'm going to need a lawn chair...and some beer
          I thought that was normal for Fla. An everday thing. LOL
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