I don’t think I can eat another slice of pizza in my life. OK, that’s not true, but still, seriously, what else could I eat that’s about as easy as answering the door?
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F'ck that!
You gotta call, you get put on hold, you finally get someone to take your order, You have to tell that person what size pizza, what toppings, toppings whole or half, type of crust, you will need to repeat your order(because the pizza makers are screaming and yelling in the background), then your kid decides they want a different topping, so you start all over, etc, etc. After you finally complete your order, you wait, lookin' out the window ever few minutes. Then when the driver shows up, you have to put the killer dogs away, find your wallet, fumble with the pizza as you are handing over the cash, then wait until the driver figures out, how much change you get, give him a tip, close the door, put the pizza on the table, let the dogs out, go to the kitchen to get a plate, then return to the table and find your killer dogs eating your pizza.:nuts:
Just turn the damn barbeque grill on, wait a few minutes, drink a beer, grab a nice 1" thick 20 ounce porterhouse steak out of the freezer, throw it on the hot grill, wait a few minutes, drink a beer, flip the steak over, wait a few minutes, drink a beer, then throw it on a plate and enjoy it with another beer! :drunk:
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maybe this ?
Originally posted by ComedicNinja View PostI don’t think I can eat another slice of pizza in my life. OK, that’s not true, but still, seriously, what else could I eat that’s about as easy as answering the door?
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