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  • With all the hype here in Canada about cannabis legalization this point is a great chuckle.

    You are a Warlord if you can say...

    Sooo my bitch ass neighbor downstairs called the cops cuz I was smoking a dube on my balcony. The cops arrive and ask me 'OK, where's the weed at?' I said 'I smoked it all'. The officer then asks ' where'd you buy it?' I said from my neighbor' So now they're down at his house searching through all of his ****.
    Make a $1.00 more today than you made or lost yesterday

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    • lol That's some funny stuff Mike!

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      • My buddy agion't feelin' good so he goes.to the doctor comes back an hour later with lab results. Says you only got 10 minutes to live/ My bud says 10 minutes, ain't there something you can do for me. the doctor says oh ..of..course ..I can make you a ham sammich
        If its fun, do it

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        • This guy was swimming in the ocean off Atlantic City and started to drown and the life guard swam out to save him. The guy said, its OK, god will save me. a row boat comes by and he tells them, its OK god will save me. A steam boat comes by and he says, its OK god will save me. He drowns and goes to heaven and asks god, why didn't you save me, and god said "you stupid piece of ****. God dammlit, I Sent you two boats and a fkn lifeguard, you stupid asssss.
          If its fun, do it

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          • Yo, that's hilarious!

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            • Hey Wilson, hows it goin'. Did I forget to mention that the guy that drowned was drinkin' with me before he drowned. Life is good till they start throwin' dirt on ya. Daammm I can't wait ta see ya again. see ya bro.
              If its fun, do it

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              • The way to a mans heart is thru his liver
                If its fun, do it

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                • I came home from work and said, honey I'm home and I have a bottle of asperin. She said I don't have a headache. I said OK lets FK
                  If its fun, do it

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