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  • I had a big date last night so I made sure the resturaunt we went to served oysters. I ate twelve oysters but only six of them worked. AHHHHH NEVERMIND
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    • I told my 7th wife she was lousy in bed. She grabbed her her purse and headed for the door. I said where you goin'. She said to get a second opinion.
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      • My 6th wife had big booobs, but one was jus a li'l bigger. She entered the wet T-Shirt contest at Circus Circus. She came in first and third
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        • My 3rd wife ran off with my best friend. Now I ain't got no dog.
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          • My Happiest memory of my second wife is when she slammed her fingers in the car door, dat bitch.
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            • You are one when "My wife claims i have a gambling problem....i bet her 20 bucks, i didn't have one
              Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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              • that cartoon is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
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                • Agree wiyh gads. Thats a great one.
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                  • Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people
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                    • My doctor told me I had alzhiemers. I said no problem, I got insurance. Do you mind if I get a second opion. He said let me save you time and and money, you have a tapeworm too.
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                      • LOL

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                        • My fourth wife was really beautiful.........but you had to sqint your eyes
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                          • Originally posted by yomonte View Post
                            My fourth wife was really beautiful.........but you had to sqint your eyes
                            Make a few more today than you made or lost yesterday

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                            • Thanx for the big ash smile Meester

                              I went to the dentist about 6 months ago and I only had a dollar. When I left his office I had buck teeth
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                              • I went to the pet store to buy a Jayhawk and they said they didn't have any. I thought to myself, they must be flying off the shelf.
                                BWAAHAAHAAHAA, *I know, not funny.
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