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I ADMIT I NEVER SEEN A BULL, BUT I DID SEE A COW IN 1968
IT DON'T MATTER, I'M STILL A WARLORD
IT DON'T MATTER, I'M STILL A WARLORD
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IF YOU HAVE THREE BROTHERS AND YOUR MOM SAYS YOUR MY SECOND FAVORITE SON AND YOU ASK HER, WHO'S FIRST AND SHE REPLIES, WELL, THE REST OF THEM ARE ALL TIED FOR FIRST
WARLORD
YA'LL KNOW DAMN WELL I AIN'T ....................If its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU NAMED YOUR DOG CATFISH BECAUSE HIS BREATH SMELLED LIKE AN OLD DEAD MUDD CAT.
WARLORD
LOLIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOUR S**** STAINS IN YOUR UNERWEAR DON'T FREEZE OVER UNTIL ITS -5 WIND CHILL
WARLORDLast edited by yomonte; 11-19-2014, 12:14 PM.If its fun, do itComment
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IF YOUR MOM IS STILL MAD AT YOU FOR BEING FUKD UP ON THANXGIVIN' AND SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHICH OF MY BOTHERS BROUGHT THE WEED AND WHICH ONE BROUGHT
THE FIFTH OF WILD TURKEY AND DOESN'T SAY CHIT TO THEM.
BOOOOOOOCHITN'If its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU QUIT DOING DRUGS BUT ARE SO STONED THAT YOU FORGOT WHICH DRUGS YOU QUIT DOING.
WARLORD
DAM SURE WASN'T PERCOCETIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU ARE WAITING TILL MAY OF 2015 TO GET A HAIRCUT CAUSE THATS WHEN YOU TURN 60 AND GET A SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNT AND WILL SAVE $2.00
WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO THE TENTH GRADE WHEN YOU WERE 21, OLD ENOUGH TO BUY BEER AND ALCOHOL AND YOUR MOM SAYS SHE'S TAKING YOU SHOPPING FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND YOUR THINKING HELL YEAH, HERBS LIQUOR STORE BUT SHE TAKES YOU TO K-MART AND BUYS YOU A SLIDE RULE, DAT BITCH.
SHES THE FKN WARLORD
BTW, IF I KNEW ABOUT THE G. E. D. PROGRAM, I WOULD HAVE QUIT KINDEGARDEN WHEN I WAS 9If its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU EVER READ THE LABEL WRONG ON THE VIAGRA BOTTLE WHERE IT SAID.... IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION AFTER FOUR HOURS, CALL YOUR DOCTOR AND YOU THOUGHT IT SAID FOUR WEEKS AND THREE WEEKS LATER YOU GOING, JEEZ, DAMMLIT, WHAT THE... SO YOU START TAKING COLD SHOWERS
WARLORD NO LESSIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU CARRY A STOPWATCH AROUND IN YOUR POCKET SO'S YOU CAN TELL HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE YOU QUIT DRINKIN'
WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU EVER TOOK A MEDICATION THAT MAY CAUSE YEAST INFECTIONS IN MALES AND TWO MONTHS LATER, WITHOUT WARNING, YOU STARTED DRIPPING YELLOW STUFF OUT YOUR BUNGY BUNG
WARLORDIf its fun, do itComment
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I'M SORRY BUT BUNGY BUNG HAS A NICE RING TO IT..... LOLLast edited by yomonte; 12-22-2014, 11:23 AM.If its fun, do itComment
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IF YOU WERE FOUND IN A DUMPSTER IN 1931 AND CAN'T REMEBER IF YOU WERE BORN DURING THE DEPRESSION OR PROHIBISHION AND YOU SPENT THE NEXT 39 YEARS IN AN ORPHANAGE AND WAS FINALLY ADOPTED OUT OF A TWO STORY WINDOW
I REALLY MISS XMASIf its fun, do itComment
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UNLESS YOU BEEN ADOPTED OUT A TWO STORY WINDOW, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND.If its fun, do itComment
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