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  • IF YOU EVER QUIT YOU JOB AND THE BOSS SAID I NEED A TWO WEEK NOTICE AND YOU TOLD HIM IN TWO WEEKS YOU'LL NOTICE I AIN'T BEEN HERE

    WARLORD
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    • IF YOU EVER LEFT THE BAR DRUNK AND ON YOUR WAY HOME YOU WERE WONDERING WHY ALL THESE TREES WERE SWERVING IN FRONT YOU

      DUI
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      • IF YOU OR YOUR SPOUSE EVER TRIED OUT FOR THE USA OLYMPIC POLE DANCING TEAM. MAY I CONGRADULATE YOU

        FKN WARLORDS
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        • IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE CALL TO YOUR BUD AND IT TOOK OVER 5 SECONDS TO REALIZE YOU PICKED UP THE TV REMOTE AND NOT THE PHONE

          GUILTY
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          • If your wife ever told you at the breakfast table that she's still hot for you, and your only reply was that's because one of her girls was in her oatmeal.....
            Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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            • Happy fourth of July JoePa

              IF YOU EVER BOUGHT FIREWORKS FOR FOURTH OF JULY (MORTARS) AND THE FIRST THING THE BOX SAID WAS "FOR OUTDOOR USE ONLY" AND YOU THOUGHT....UH...DO WARLORDS UNDERSTAND THIS.

              HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
              Last edited by yomonte; 07-30-2015, 02:46 PM.
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              • IF YOUR DOCTOR CIRCUMSIZED YOU WITH AN AXE

                AH NEVERMIND, I STILL GET CHILLS THINKING ABOUT IT
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                • IF YOUR MOM NAMED YOU MAGILLA WHEN YOU WERE BORN CAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU NEEDED A COUPLE MORE MILLION YEARS TO FINALLY MAKE IT THROUGH THE EVOLUTION PHASE.

                  I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
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                  • Right back at ya YO!

                    If you ever was playing 500 rummy and tried to play a heart as part of a diamond royal straight and cheated to go out first, won the game and never fessed up because you are tired of getting your arse kicked by your old lady......
                    Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                    • Originally posted by joepa66 View Post
                      Right back at ya YO!

                      If you are tired of getting your arse kicked by your old lady......
                      I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN, I LOST MY MY JOB AND HAD TO PUT THE OLE LADY OUT ON THE STREETS GIVEN' HAND JIGS FOR FIVE DOLLARS JUST TO PAY THE RENT, SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I EVER DID.
                      If its fun, do it

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                      • IF YOU EVER DRANK SO MUCH TEQUILA THAT YOU HAD THE SHAKES FOR TWO DAYS.

                        JUS PRATICIN' FOR VEGAS
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                        • Originally posted by yomonte View Post
                          IF YOU EVER DRANK SO MUCH TEQUILA THAT YOU HAD THE SHAKES FOR TWO DAYS.

                          JUS PRATICIN' FOR VEGAS
                          AND DURING THOSE TWO DAYS OF SHAKES, YOUR RENTED SCOOTER GOT STUCK IN THE BATHROOM DOORWAY SO THE HOTEL MAINTENANCE CREW HAD TO CUT OPEN THE DOOR FRAME TO GET YOU AND IT OUT...

                          AH NEVERMIND!!! :bang:
                          Make a $1.00 more today than you made or lost yesterday

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                          • HEY MEESTER, YOU CAN GET IN THE BATHROOM ON A SCOOTER REAL EASY, BUT IF YOU GOT THE SHAKES YOU AIN'T NEVER GETTIN' OUT OF THAT BASSARD. SAD THING WAS MY BROTHER COULDN'T HELP ME CAUSE HE HAD THE SHAKES TOO AND DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP FOR TWO HOURS CAUSE HE WAS LAUGHIN' SO HARD.
                            Last edited by yomonte; 07-11-2015, 06:30 AM.
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                            • Originally posted by yomonte View Post
                              I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN, I LOST MY MY JOB AND HAD TO PUT THE OLE LADY OUT ON THE STREETS GIVEN' HAND JIGS FOR FIVE DOLLARS JUST TO PAY THE RENT, SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I EVER DID.
                              It's what I am going to do with my ole lady when if'n she ever gets the shakes......
                              Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" :phew:

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                              • lol joepa, I'm just now seeing that post

                                IF YOU EVER WENT TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE IN LAS VEGAS TO GET MARRIED BUT WHEN YOU GOT THERE YOU WERE BOTH TOO DRUNK TO GET OUT OF THE CAR SO YOU GOT MARRIED AT THE DRIVE-THRU
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