Boise State Broncos(2-1 SU, 1-2 ATS) vs. Fresno State Bulldogs (2-0 SU, 0-2 ATS)
College Football Week 4
Date and Time: Friday September 20, 2013 9 pm EST
Where: Bulldog Stadium, Fresno CA
by Tim, Football Handicapper, Predictem.com
Point Spread: BSU +3/FSU -3
Over/Under Total: 66
Boise State will make an exodus from the stone age traveling to Fresno CA. to face the Bulldogs in Fresno; a town aptly named Not Too Bad. Ask any Fresneckian about things to see around town and theyll tell ya, Everythings close! Warsaw, Poland is only 5,864 miles away, the setting sun is in Los Angeles or San Francisco, the worlds first meth lab is just down the road in Bakersfield, and weve got as much sulfur dioxide and pesticides in our water as anyone; maybe more!! Yes, excitement reigns supreme as the Boise State Broncos invade Bulldog Stadium looking for the Milk Can Trophy which might be the dumbest idea ever created to award a sporting event on this planet (a Freakin Milk Can???!!!???); or any other planet (that resembles our planet and has milk and cows as well as aliens living on it). Lets take a look inside this Homogenized Alley Scraper!
Derek Carr is the QB of Fresno State University. Derek Carr is the younger brother of Fresno State and ex NFL QB David Carr. Derek Carr is better-much better-than his brother David. Derek has better numbers, more stamina, is more athletic, and is more aware when playing QB for Fresno State. If Derek Carr starts the game and completes the game, Boise State will lose. If Derek Carr gets hurt, Boise State will win; its as simple as that! Last year, Derek threw for over 4,000 yards completing over 67% of his passes. Last year Derek threw 37 TD passes while tossing 7 interceptions. Last week, Derek Carr threw for 456 yards and 5 touchdowns against a decent Rutgers team. But, upon the Bronco horseback rides this message Boise State has beaten Fresno 7 in a row. Thats right, the Milk Can Trophy has resided in the hoofs of the Bronco faithful. Got Milk?? Noway. Get Milk? Maybe, but the chorus around Fresno is; Get Milk Can!!
Boise States football team is a collection of underachievers lacking focus. Boise hasnt been this bad since the 2005 team lost 4 games. Boise is competent, but they seem to lack the passion that Potato farmers all over the world love and expect out of their starch-filled native sons. Of course Boise State is the pick of the Mountain West crop, but the Mountain West is not really a conference like the Big 12 or Southeastern Conference. The Mountain West Conference is more like a Conference Call or Symposium instead of an athletic conference. The fact is: Boise State doesnt really play anyone very good week in and week out. Sure, Boise beat Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowland Lenny Kravitz dated Nicole Kidman for about 40 minuteslets not let the sun go down while counting those chickens! Therefore we can all conclude by sheer weakness of opponents, Boise isnt that gooduntil they play teams, such as Fresno State, from the same Colloquium (it is undignified to call the Mountain West a Pure Conference.). Then Boise State is tough.real tough!
Unfortunately, Derek Carr is better than all the players on Boise States team combined. Carr is better than the Boise coaching staff. Derek Carr is better than the Blue Turf at Peterson Blue Turf Stadium and the fans that follow the Blue Turf Broncos called Bluslims. Heck, Derek Carr is better than the Idaho cities of Nezperce, Rexburg, and Coeur d Alene—-which means City not better than Carr—-all wrapped up into one. Shoot, Derek Carr might be as good as Spokane, Washington as far as that goesuntil the new Big Lot Megastore goes in next year.
Certainly, Derek Carr at Fresno is like Messi with Barca, Jordan with the Bulls, drones and the war on terror, and interest rates with Bankers—they just go together. Boise State and beating Derek Carr is just like Kidman dating Lenny Kravitzit might go on for 40 minutes, but it wont take an hour! Boise must give the Milk Can back to the California Knaves! So let it be written. So Let it be Done!
Tims Pick to Cover the Point Spread: Fresno State -3
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