Ohio State Buckeyes (5-1 SU, 5-1 ATS) vs. Penn State Nittany Lions (4-2 SU, 3-3 ATS)
College Football Week 10
Date and Time: Saturday October 25, 2014 8pm ET
Where: Beaver Stadium, University Park PA.
by Tim, NCAA Football Handicapper, Predictem.com
Point Spread: Ohi. -13/Pen. +13
Over/Under Total: 51.5
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Patience is running thin in Not-So-Happy-Valley this upcoming week giving Keep Your Pants On a whole new meaning post-JoePa! PSU was humiliated last week at the Big House by Michigan, 18-15, in one of the most boring games ever seen by human eyes. QB Christian Hackenburg—the Heir Apparent to the Matt McGloin Legacy (i.e. >>Horrid!)—has thrown a whopping 5 TDs this year showcasing the brightest light on these dim stars! Lets face it, Michigan is absolutely terrible and if a team cant muster enough Ooomph to beat that joke up north then this PSU team has become Temple! Ohio State comes in pissed off and on a mission ala Urban Meyer at Florida. Ohio State cannot afford to beat teams from here on out by 2 or 3 touchdowns. Ohio State must destroy everyone in their path if they wish to be included in the 4-Team OH! I promise it will be Fair playoff circus to decide a Natl Champion! The fact is: Ohio State and Penn State are on two completely different routes in 2014. Ohio State wants to win everythingand Penn State really kinda wants to keep putting distance between Sandusky-ism and honor. Now, if we can just get Jay Paterno to quit suing everyone in sight Jay just will not leave it alone. Hes all jacked up at being overlooked (snubbed/ignored/ostracized) for Head Coaching jobs around the country. Shoot, Jay would be incredibly lucky ending up as a Bikini Pilates Class Coach in Sheboygan WI!!! The Buckeyes and PSU get ready to bangerrr, PSU entertains theerrr, these two teams hook-uperr, OSU vs PSU! Nothing more needs to be saiderrr!
Penn States offense has been described as , lethargic, catatonic, folding dirty laundry. Detractors label Penn States offense as A method of measuring the Universe, from here to eternity, one angstrom unit at a time. Many cities caught in the Regional TV coverage in BIG10 territory (better known as Hellor The Place of German Humor!) are now offering Psychiatric counseling and evaluations after each and every televised Penn State Game free of charge. Penn State is 4-3 and has beaten exactly NOBODY! Penn States offensive line seems to think Blocking is a hair-dressing term better suited for the thin and vivacious (it IS possible ya know!) than for this unkempt collection of oafs dressed like Quakers headed down a dirt path for a Sunday Sit-Down! Shoot, of Hackenburgs 5 TDs this season, 3 came against the National Powerhouse Akron Zips!! Penn State stands tied for most turnovers in the FBS. This team is pretty terrible and even more terrible to actually witness. Watching PSU go about their business is quite like watching a 2 year old savant mentally preparing to solve a Rubics Cube with infinite sides!
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Ohio State is pretty much 3 steps faster than ALL BIG 10 teamsputting the Buckeyes right in the middle of the pack of the SEC East! Yes, yes, yesyesyesyesyesyesyes, the Big Ten —as the Pope would say—Is no gooda thisa yeara (I know he isnt Italianbut it was sorta funny!). Ohio State is having its way with Big 10 opponents (MarylandOy Vey! And Rutgers??? Rutgers???) sitting 9th in total offense in 2014. Ohio State is 4th in the nation in scoring and Heisman Candidate QB Braxton Millers has hardly been missed sans the VT debacle. Meyer has the Buckeyes rollin with J.T. Barrett putting up outrageous numbers in 2014; 1615 yards passing, 384 yards rushing, 20 TDs passing and another 4 on the ground! Ohio State is too much for this You snooze-You Lose Penn State football team.
Theres just no way around it: Ohio State is even more competitive without Braxton Miller in 2014 than with Miller and the Buckeyes laid the wood to Penn State last year 63-14. In every aspect, Penn State is mismatched with a focused and driven Ohio State team. Expect a blowout, prepare for a blowout, and lay points as far as a Nittany Lion can see (pretty far!). There is no joy in Happy Valley; the mighty Lions will strike out! Buckeyes big in this mismatch!
Tim’s Prediction to Cover the Point Spread: Ohio State -13 (or even -21!!!) AND the OVER